Fifi

She/Her. Flashbang enthusiast. profile pic done by the amazing and talented @Yo-Jes If you've ever blazed a post I've seen I have you blocked.

[ara-queen]

[ara-queen]

So are all the walls in the backrooms painted yellow or are the backrooms just in Mexico?

[ara-queen]

Finally watched Dimension 20: On A Bus season 2 and it was so funny I thought I was gonna collapse a lung

[sailatina3]

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[viralfrog]

[trailcams]

source

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[iahfy]

Korra in backless dress

[dogpuppy]

[wheel-skellington]

normally petty arguments about small cultural differences are whatever, its just what youre used to normally but

there is literally no advantage at all to a bag of milk and a designated milk bag pitcher

[wheel-skellington]

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

[wheel-skellington]

i -really- need to clarify that the bag milk people would be much less annoying if they were just like ‘yeah its what im used to i like it’ but instead you bring up bag milk and they will each give you a different, imagined, and often conflicting personal reason why they are actually better

if one person says easier to pour, one person says more recyclable, and one person says efficient storage (especially if all three have an alternative that is better than both bags and jugs, glass) then you know that its cope and each reason is made up. (also i almost forgot that one lunatic who said it makes the milk expire slower????)

anyway recycling plastic in any form is a myth and the best milk experience ive ever had was rectangular and stackable glass bottles that are completely recyclable

[lemonade-squid]

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

[wheel-skellington]

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[sandmandaddy69]

[bellanesthesia]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[garbage-empress]

Actually, I shant be choosing a pen name at the insistence of the damnable children's literature community. The Fuckswhiledrowning line is a proud one.

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!