darling, you

| sam | they/them |

[rinienne]

Mordecai has gained extra grey feathers dealing with this shit.

Carl: does anything.

Mordecai:

[kathaletta]

some sketches of Carl and Princess Donut I made for tt

[ahyperactivehero]

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[jayjayjayjayjayjayjayjayjaye]

Carl consulting the Cookbook whenever he needs something

[asexualmaul]

[ireth-alcarin]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[aplacetocrash]

[spidersarecannibals]

The dungeon crawler Carl experience

[jumpforthebeef]

[jazzy-lea]

Princess Donut is downright lovable.

[backonmynerdishit]

Me: yall should read Dungeon Crawler Carl because it explores deep themes

Carl: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME FUCKITY FUCK

[askclint]

MONGO IS APPALLED

(Art by Layna of Lund, Discord)

[sahlesummerhill]

[ldydeath]

[porktop]

i am so proud despite everything they still stayed