Remy Smythe

[pinkhairedremy]

nkosymr​:

I mean, I was in the house. Coulda went with it. Pretty sure he only took me with because I’m a match if his organs start failing. Never lose sight of a good kidney. 

Wow. Pants? Just for me, huh?

Were you always this dark and stoic? I can’t remember. So did you and him..like, stay together for the most part? 

Unless you want a mini-skirt but hey, those are for special guests and the days when I’m feeling my feminine side. 

[pinkhairedremy]

nkosymr​:

Do we know that for sure? Because he tells this great nightly bedtime story about how quick it would be. I’m not that special, Rem.

I’m pretty sure, it says a lot he bothered to take you with him at all considering he’d let the rest of burn up in the house. Don’t diminish yourself like that. 

You should come by the studio sometime. I’ll even put on pants. 

[pinkhairedremy]

nkosymr​:

How are you and Eli not shocked that I left with Nate and actually live to tell the tale?

Because Nate, despite his various failings, wouldn’t let anything happen to you.  It is weird to see you, I’ll admit. 

[nkosymr]

I technically came back to Gradian to finish writing my book. It’s been less than 24 hours and I already regret my choices. The true question is, do I make myself something saucy and blended with a little umbrella, or go straight for the bottle of vodka?

[pinkhairedremy]

Huh. 

Cocktails are always better than straight booze. 

[pinkhairedremy]

kncxsmy​:

You’re second best.

Oh cut me real deep there, Koxy. 

[pinkhairedremy]

leviticxsmcc​:

This is what living the good life looks like, my friend.

Oh trust me, I am full of envy of your hot husband and your drugs and your life. Well, maybe not the kids but I’m never been good with kids.  Not suited for them, I think. 

[pinkhairedremy]

blairxpuckerman​

Here’s hoping there’s more people interested.

Worst comes to worse, it’ll be me and you drinking coffee every Tuesday. 

[pinkhairedremy]

thekrisofart​:

Just an observation I’ve made since returning.

Well, here’s hoping I don’t get totally lost in my work then. 

[pinkhairedremy]

madammorriganalessi​

I imagine so. I’m not an artist myself, so I can’t say I understand, needing inspiration to truly work. But I wish you luck, you seem like you might need it.

Well, thank you. It’s much  nice to have a little understanding. If it helps, it’s like writers block. Sometimes you just gotta push though, you know? 

[pinkhairedremy]

ffsfuckerman​:

Actually, Tobias is the hot sibling, he has the reigning title, baby got my heart warped. I got an alarmingly pretty face, It’s startling really, like imagine waking up every single day and getting to walk around looking like this? honestly, if I could, I’d be staring in a mirror 90% of the day, Baby we’re polymonogamous, my guys only get to be on the end of my dick,. Hey now, don’t go round bashing my boy like that, Nathaniel is my grizzly silly.

Well, that’s just rude. Eh. I’m holding back any comments on how pretty you are. And my comments on my brother- because hey, you can’t say anything without him doing some grumpy face. 

Pleasure to meet you though. Glad you’re happy. 

[pinkhairedremy]

blairxpuckerman​

Okay, you might have a point there.

Might? Rude. Fine. Fine. I’ll like, put a poster up on the village chakbored or something. 

[pinkhairedremy]

dualeki​:

As I said before, you’d be surprised. Yeah, I love anything to do with medicine or the human anatomy… It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I always really appreciate when someone seems even a little interested. Those are some really cool topics to be passionate about, though, maybe you could teach me a thing or two about them sometime. I… yeah, I’m still a virgin. You seriously think I could get it if I really wanted it? Could you tell that to all the people that have turned me down in the past? Thanks, though, you’re definitely Disney Prince material too. Okay… good to know, I think?

See, now I’m just suspicious of all those people you’ve been hanging out with before now. It makes no sense to me.  Let me guess, you’re one of those guys who watches like, greys anatomy's for the surgery parts. Or knows the latest up and coming technology that’s gonna change medicine?  Thanks, I guess. Art is where my heart is at, so it make it a lot of my focus.  Yeah? Sure, anytime. Dude- you could have me dropping my pretty lace panties with a smile and a wink. You could totally get it whenever you wanted.  Seriously though?  Heh.  Technically I’d be a Disney princess on some days, but thanks. 

[pinkhairedremy]

blairxpuckerman​:

I’d do it but I have terrible organization skills.

And you think I do? I’m missing deadlines here. 

[pinkhairedremy]

kncxsmy​:

We’re out of Oreos.

I have no idea how to take this. 

[pinkhairedremy]

kncxsmy​

Supportive? Naturally. I’m the one buying them for him. I’d rather stare at a packet of biscuits than have a conversation with you at the best of times too, and I don’t even need to be high.

And yet here you are, still talking to me. Because you need to metaphorically piss on your own property even though I was simply pointing out the obvious.

[pinkhairedremy]

dualeki​\

I wouldn’t be too curious if I were you; I’ll only let you down. You’d be surprised, like honestly, bring up anything involving the medical industry and I’d probably never stop talking. It’s not that I’m not open, I just- well, basically I’ve never even kissed anyone, so as you can imagine, when it comes to bedroom gymnastics, I have no idea what anyone’s talking about. Like what you just said, the deep thing! I know it has something to do with a penis, but that’s about it.

Aw. With that smile? How could you let anyone down. Medical industry huh? That’s quite the topic. Though I’m the same way with arts, or queer rights, or gender fluidity. So I get it. I..Huh. You’re a virgin? And you look like that? Right, you know you could get it if you wanted it right? But not that I’m saying you should have or anything, everyone does that in their own time. Just like, you’re like a redheaded Disney prince.  It’s an awesome thing with a penis.  But hey, respect. 

[pinkhairedremy]

dualeki​:

Each to their own, but I’d just feel bad- every time I see that facial hair I burst out laughing. Pretty sure that would kill the mood. No, it’s fine, I can be the same… Not when it comes to sex because, well, that’s an embarrassingly tragic tale. But everything else is pretty much a hit or miss- I either say too much or too little.

Eh. There’s something aggressive and masculine about it I’m not against. But hey, I get it. Not that laughter can be a good thing when you’re getting intimate but yeah,  I get your point.   An embarrassingly tragic tale? Well now I’m curious about that.  I’m sure you don’t say too much. Eh. I’m just sort of a slut. So I forget that people aren’t...as open when it comes to that sort of stuff as me. Sometimes I gotta kick myself to remind myself that you can’t just straight ask someone to deep dick you or whatever.