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Jamie. trans/19 years ancient/almost jewish/a writer. here's some things I thought would be fun to put in a tumblr bio. • I've probably shat my pants more than you • I used to have a tumblr but I nuked myself because I didn't say a single thing on it that wasn't deranged • check my "poetry" tag for some of my more iconic word paintings • hoh/ibs/mobility/insanity. don't ask for more cuz that's all you get • my hobby is being overtly sexual and extremely mentally ill • what is a person but a miserable little pile of pronouns (this is my way of saying "any pronouns ok") • there Will be sensitive content (tagged "sensitive content"), viewer discretion is advised. However, I literally don't care who follows me, and my DNI includes only clowns. Of course, no one who is clowning realizes they are doing it, so this mandate is completely useless. Enjoy the blog, clowns

[pinklink]

it's really weird that it's become normal and somehow woke to expect people to state on the internet what kind of genitals they have like TME? that's Too Much Einformation

[lifestylehaver]

TME / TMA categorization has nothing to do with genitalia and it’s very strange to insist it does. Transmascs (regardless of their status on bottom-op), certain unaligned nonbinary people, cis women, and cis men are all TME. Transfems are always TMA regardless of the specifics of their anatomy. Intersex TME and TMA people exist and may have variant sexual anatomy.

If you assumption is that TME = vagina and TMA = penis, that’s you being creepily speculative, not the fault of the terminology in itself.

[pinklink]

Thank you for clarifying, that is helpful. I'm mostly seeing it used as a weird way of specifying that someone has a vagina, which I guess is incorrect and makes me uncomfortable

[misterradio]

mutuals DONT FORGET

geckos live on every continent except antarctica. 

most geckos can make their tails fall off to escape danger. 

geckos don’t have eyelids so they lick their eyeballs to keep them clean.

many geckos can blend into their surroundings to avoid being eaten.

geckos have tiny bristles on their toes to help them stick to almost every surface.

there are more than a thousand different species of geckos in the world!!

[comradekatara]

[id: screenshot of textpost over a picture of toph laughing and pointing while in the ring as the blind bandit. the textpost is by weeniebagel and it reads “i’d be a great professional wrestler because i’d just beat the shit out of the other guy and always win. all those other wrestlers are alright, but their strategy is flawed. see, sometimes they don’t win. we in the industry call that losing. it’s a rookie mistake, and something i plan on avoiding.” end id] 

[constellatedlove]

i offer u a flower 🌻 im proud of u for making it through the day.

[strangebiology]

only one left

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: a photo of a fluffy orange cat sitting in a cardboard box that says “Cuties” in big orange letters next to a smiling cartoon orange. The cat sitting in the box looks rather grumpy. End ID]

[pinklink]

it's really weird that it's become normal and somehow woke to expect people to state on the internet what kind of genitals they have like TME? that's Too Much Einformation

[joybitch]

The phrase tme doesn’t tell you anything about someone’s genitals (cis men are tme), and it’s not expected by most of the Internet because most people haven’t even heard of the phrase.

It’s literally only expected by some trans women and even then, only when you are talking about transmisogyny and TERFs, and other topics related to transmisogyny. Whether or not you are actually a target of transmisogyny effects your perspective on these issues, and people who aren’t transfem prove again and again that they really don’t know what they are taking about.

Transfeminine people need phrases like this because people are so eager to accuse us of trying to figure out what’s in other people’s pants for a reason.

And by the way, some one makes this exact post once a a goddamn week. “TME is just way to ask what your genitals are” isn’t a new take by any means, so I don’t know where you get the idea that everyone expects.

Whenever transfems make a post with the term tme in it, most people will ask what it means because it has gained zero traction in the mainstream.

[pinklink]

It seems like this could easily be resolved by people who are TME simply.... Not speaking about those issues. rather than disclosing that beforehand. Like it just seems like staying in one's lane would make this completely unnecessary.

[memecucker]

poggers

pogged

pegged

peggers

preggers

[memecucker]

idea for a story: Sociopathic hero without superpowers that specializes in taking down people that use psychic powers to control or influence the minds and emotions of others bc those exploit the brains capacity for empathy

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

like this TEE HEE I'M A GAY BOY UWU I LOVE BOWSER shit is fucking embarrassing. stop being so transphobic and homophobic. stop appropriating trans men for your shitty yaoi bullshit

I don’t know how to tell that I’m not transitioning to have sex with a fictional video game character.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Been about 3 years since this post and I’m finally taking HRT! This is my third week on T and I haven’t had sex with Bowser yet, but hopefully that’ll change once I get into the 6th month! I’ll keep you guys updated!

[heliosapphic]

The leftist obsession with brutalism as an aesthetic is conceding the idea that workers are only entitled to the bare minimum of subsistence and none of the light and vibrance that we all rely on for our emotional health. Women’s labor leader Rose Schneiderman famously said, “What the woman who labors wants is the right to live, not simply exist — the right to life as the rich woman has the right to life, and the sun and music and art. You have nothing that the humblest worker has not a right to have also. The worker must have bread, but she must have roses, too,” and to honor her we must strive for more than desolate concrete and soul-crushing, sunless rooms. In this essay, I will 

[pinklink]

it's really weird that it's become normal and somehow woke to expect people to state on the internet what kind of genitals they have like TME? that's Too Much Einformation

[pinklink]

It's really easy to just Not bully trans women like you don't particularly need to state that you're out of your lane when doing so because.... That's Always Wrong

[pinklink]

it's really weird that it's become normal and somehow woke to expect people to state on the internet what kind of genitals they have like TME? that's Too Much Einformation

[jakemorph]

there’s a name for girls who shoot guns, ride four wheelers and listen to country…

[fortidogi]

mygrandma

[jakemorph]

mygrandma

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Gonna tell my kids this is xyz” that “gonna tell my kids this was abc” that well I’m gonna tell my kids I love them

[romcommunist]

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

[mirkwoodest]

Okay so some etymologists think that saying "the Lute" used to be a redundancy like when people say "ATM Machine" or "Chai Tea" because its Eastern sibling instrument is the "Oud" and "Al-'oud" means "The wood" in Arabic but when the instrument spread to non-Arabic-speaking places they made "the" part of the word, so "Al-'oud > The Loud > The Lute" !!!

[elwenn-dreaming]

In French the unicorn is la licorne, except licorne comes from English unicorn, which French people understood as une icorne, an icorne. Then it became l'icorne, the icorne. And then la licorne, the licorne. The the an icorn.

[seimsisk]

AAAH this post made me fibally understand that the lute and the alaúde are the same instrument thank you so much op

[ghostbrawl]

i pass as genders you haven't even heard of babygirl