Kunikida is actually the best character dont argue

I love a principled man its why Iida is my favourite bnha character • he/they, autistic, queer • slowly morphing into a stereotypical 80s nerd • I'm not very good at tagging but if you need something tagged please just ask and I will try!

[aro-misterspock]

I love Lon Suder. He has Betazoid autism. He has a passion for orchids. He has an insatiable bloodlust. What more could you want in a man?

[julijbee]

you have my leave but not my love

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[hotvampireadjacent]

[were--ralph]

I saw a short guy with the largest thighs i've ever seen on a man and i audibly said jesus fuck without realizing it and he turned around but didn't see me and my dick almost flew right off

[were--ralph]

The coworker next to me was like "what is it with gay men and thighs? i don't get it" and like you absolutely do not understand janice mind your own fucking business im eating with my eyes

[were--ralph]

Alright bible stans i need your help on this one

[bibleofficial]

yes, see Job 40:15-18

15 “Look at Behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16 What strength it has in its loins, what power in the muscles of its belly!

17 Its tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.

18 Its bones are tubes of bronze, its limbs like rods of iron.”

[valtsv]

rocky phm makes me unwell to even think about because what do you Mean he haunted that ship like a ghost clinging to its unfinished purpose for decades until another lonely ghost found him by following a trail of death spanning time and space and they loved each other back to life

[valtsv]

like i get the appeal of the angst of being like "ohhh rocky is going to be the eridian equivalent of someone who 'came back wrong' with all the human mannerisms and cultural knowledge he's adopted from and learned to accomodate for grace" but it literally doesn't matter because he came back. and grace is the only one who could have brought him back at all. if you even care.

[gebstargeb]

AND YOU GET A PERIOD CRAMP AND YOU GET A PERIOD CRAMP AND YOU GET A PERIOD CRAMP AND YOU—

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[blackjame]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[g75bxcjh]

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

[kitscheldritchhorror]

atfumbel

There were a few singles at my New Year’s Eve party. They were joking about just all kissing each other when my buddy offers to kiss all of them. When asked how he’s going to accomplish it he manages to slur out the words “Midnight is a whole minute and I’m a slut”

hozzay

We asked our friend how drunk he was, he responded, “twice.”

Bill_puss

My friend has a recording of me sulking over a girl years ago and I said, “I’m gonna kill myself in half”

jcstarbright

Someone stole my friends front door, just ripped if off the hinges and ran down the street

iekiko89

If they can do that with their bare hands it’s probably best to just let them keep it.

jcstarbright

That’s what I figured… like.. Merry Christmas to you bud.. enjoy your door

digitalhate

He’s getting himself a house, one piece at a time.

Superfuzz-BigMuff

The host got belligerently drunk, forgot who he’d shook hands with/talked to, and spent the rest of the night making rounds shaking everyone’s hand at least half a dozen times berore passing out.

Juste421

You call that belligerent?

Superfuzz-BigMuff

Well he was belligerently friendly.

miss_adventure26

Must be Canadian

Biggest_Willy

A guy kept feeding the bathtub fire until the tv ten feet away melted so that.

bman86

bathtub fire

Cobbleking32486

You know, the traditional New Year’s bathtub fire.

DipIntoTheBrocean

This guy just drops the phrase like it’s self-explanatory and common.

[museeeuuuum]

Heads up for researchers using AI to search museum, archive, and library databases:

My work has been receiving requests for records that don't exist. We have also been testing AI to see how it responds to certain requests and it not only creates historical documents that don't exist, but also seems to think that database numbers are interchangeable.

If you are using AI to "help" you do basic research, it's giving you false info and making your work harder than if you just used the search function yourself.

Also, we (the staff who manage these things) know that you're using AI, and it makes you look stupid and lazy.

[valhelos]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]