virgo

Goldie

[ameliawiktoria]

[iamoutofideas]

DIY shingles

[swarnpert]

like the disease or the roof tiles

[iamoutofideas]

whatever

[dagatesofheaven]

[unclefather]

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

[unclefather]

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

[killowave]

[nursery-4-clowns]

[biff-donderglutes]

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

[fortooate]

[7elevn]

i feel like i made myself up

[1dietcokeinacan]

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Don't you work at 7/11? When's free slushie day?

Basically…it’s every day that I’m working cause I let people steal

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[dankmemeuniversity]

[popularculturevulture]

[thegoodvybe]

[forestlion]

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[just-sans-things]