xmen 10/10

everyone in xmen is bi

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fuck the mathematician Johannes de Palermo in particular

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Gambit: I sometimes let my cat drink the bathtub water while I’m in it.

Nightcrawler: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

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Erik: Why do people think bisexuality is confusing? It’s not.

Erik: You know what is confusing? Bi annual. Does it mean every two years or twice a year? No one knows.

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“Sometimes I envy you Logan; you’re so unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, ambition, good looks. I could go on… Ah! Dignity, I almost forgot to mention dignity.”

— Emma Frost

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Laura [walking away from someone]: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him!

Logan: Uh... yeah! We are so proud of you - No Stabbing Wednesdays, a new tradition.

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Mystique: Kurt, I’m not sure how to tell you this without both confusing you and breaking your disturbingly fragile heart.

Nightcrawler: I am an emotional ticking timebomb!

Mystque: Oh Jesus Christ...

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“The only straight I am is straight-up bitch.”

— Mystique

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Apocalypse: Alexa, play ominous music.

Amazon Alexa: Shuffling playlist of ominous music.

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Cyclops: Sorry. Lost my cool for a second.

Wolverine: Can't lose something you never had.

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Mrs. Drake: I don’t really mind Bobby being homosexual, I just don’t like him dating men.

Pyro: You really haven’t grasped the concept of this whole “gay thing” yet, have you, Mrs. Drake?

Mrs. Drake: Well, there must be homosexuals who date women...

Wolverine: Yeah. They’re called lesbians.

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“If it isn’t my arch nemesis Charles… and his friends Cyclops and Wolverine, to whom I am fairly indifferent!”

— Erik Lehnsherr

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Stryker: You have the right to remain silent!

Banshee: I choose to waive that right.

Banshee: *starts screaming*

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Cyclops: Hey Logan we’re friends now right?

Wolverine: Fuck off.

Cyclops: The best.

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“My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don’t tell me that your family is embarrassing.”

— Laura Kinney

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“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”

— Charles Xavier, while playing Life on board game night