pinkypromiises

Decide what to be, & go be it.

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[unclefather]

[doodledstars]

Today Super Smash Bros Ultimate turned one year old and Kirby means so much to me for being the very first game I played as a child. Please N-joy this one year anniversary comic! Thank you so much for creating SSBU!!!

[tibets]

mariah carey in a pool while it’s raining.

she is experiencing many emotions, primarily extreme happiness.

she is a little bit drunk

[manila-automat]

Bathroom Styles, 1995

[jueki]

Strawberry Shortcakes 2006 ‘ストロベリーショートケイクス’ Directed by Hitoshi Yazaki

[catchymemes]

[the-tree-line]

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

[unyanizedcatboys]

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

[the-tree-line]

so this IS peak performance

[animatedtext]

[sumfiend]

U know what? there is much to be grateful for

[angelsinart]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

[blobdylan]

[notyourdadsdragrace]

Divine knew, Divine always knew

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[thehomosocialistchurch]

“If you are mean to me I will kill you. If you don’t completely submit to me, I will kill you.”

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Retail workers will be literally attacked on the job and we can’t defend ourselves, but these meaty fascists get to curbstomp you for having an “attitude” (read: anything they want)

[theygender]

This entire article is literally just a threat of violence. Cops get to openly threaten people’s lives (“be respectful to me or I’ll murder you”) and people act like it’s normal

[mundanesalad]

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

[kingatticus]

[places lobster gently back into the tank]

Wrong number

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[arctic-hands]

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