nsfw alphabet, fatgum 𐂐⋆.˚
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
fatgum is the definition of an angel. he’ll immediately run you a warm bath and won’t hesitate to wipe you down. he’s not the type to think twice about carrying you to the tub and washing you down. he makes sure you’re fully relaxed and comfortable afterward.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his favorite body part would have to be his tongue. he can taste so many delectable foods with it, not to mention how much bliss it seems to bring you. but his favorite on his partner, as shallow as it is, would be your cunt. don’t get him wrong, he loves your eyes, lips, fingers, everything! but your poor pussy holds a special place in his heart.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
call him a basic guy, but he absolutely loves to cum on your face. especially when you flinch back when it splatters over it. he can’t help but focus his attention on the way the white liquid runs down your lips to your neck… and when you whip it off with a finger to suck it off while looking at him?? he can go another round, just do that again and he’s ready.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
fatgum loves watching you change. it doesn't matter if it's you seductively stripping off your bra in front of him or you throwing on his hoodie to watch tv, it all has the same effect on him. it’s endlessly shameful to him, drooling over you doing such a mundane task. at times he’ll be caught staring but he’ll quickly shuffle off somewhere.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he would have some experience here and there being a pro hero n’ all. he’s had his fair share of flings with other heroes and romances back in high school but with you, he makes it feel like there’s only been you. he’s learned every crevice of your body, every inch that makes you twitch and squeal. it’s like he reads your mind with how flawless he is!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
spooning. while he doesn’t get to see your face (a mirror can fix that) he loves to grope and prod the rest of your body. it feels more sweet to cuddle you. he wants to send a sign he loves you and wants to make love, not fuck. it feels so sweet to cuddle you. he loves to tease you by licking the back of your neck, feeling you squirm against him.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he’ll never make sex out to be what it’s not, especially with you. it stays lighthearted, nowhere close to closed off. he’ll make a joke here and there, or bite you to keep you in the game.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
hmm… depends, depends. fatgum’s not the type to grow a lot of hair naturally so he’s always been a little more well maintained down there. it may be a little messy but it’s nothing like a jungle.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
fatgum is an expert at conveying just how much he loves you. even if he keeps the mood light, every thrust is met with the intention not to make you cum but feel him. it’s overwhelming, almost. he whispers sweet nothings in your ear, complimenting you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
going with the theme of him loving to eat you out, he’s officially a panty stealing thief. the second he gets hard with you nowhere to be seen he’s sneaking over to your laundry to pull out the first pair he sees. he’ll slot it right against his nose while he jacks off. it doesn't compare to the real deal of you sucking him off, but it gets the job done.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
cliche, i know, but he’d have to be into food play. licking whipped cream off the valley of your chest. chocolate syrup varnished over your inner thighs that he licks up, up, up to your throbbing clit. spraying whip cream over your pussy that he eats away in open mouth kisses. he may bite your skin by “accident” licking the skin over in apology. bonus points to you if you wear a blindfold to really stimulate the feels.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
he loves the bedroom or around the house. he couldn’t bear the idea of his sidekicks barging into his office and seeing you naked. and that’s not something you probably want to happen either. you can do it in the tub, on the couch, or bend you over in the kitchen and dick you down on the counter. there's limitations being refined to a home, but he always makes it work.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
when you look at him with eagerness. fatgum loves every second you look at him for approval or want (selfish man ik). he does like you being independent, but those times when you want– no, need him he can’t help but want to have a piece of you.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
hmm… probably public sex. at most you’ll be able to get him to fuck you against the window but he’s too afraid of tabloids exploiting you. other than that, he won't touch whips. he can get spicy, he swears, but he doesn't want to hurt you, even with a safe word. he could make bdsm work if you were into it, a weak slap here and there, but it's obvious to both of you it’s not truly his scene.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he lovess giving. it’s almost impossible to actually let him let you suck him off. he’ll eat you out for hours and hours. he humps the mattress while he does, gripping and grasping for any piece of skin he can sink his hands into. and don’t get this man started when you sit on his face. that man will happily die suffocated by your pretty pussy.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
fatgum is a versatile hero. he can go quick enough to make you forget your name or slow enough to have you gasping on the smallest thrust of his hips. usually, however, he has a leisurely tempo. it’s precise enough to have you grasping at him, begging him for more. even if he wants to spoil you with what you want, he’s a simple man that wants nothing more than you crying out for more, more, more!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he can do quickies but does he like them??? he’d be the type to want to savor the moment, not exactly go in, go out. but if you want it, he can maybe make an exception. with his mouth, that’s when it’s truly a quickie. he’s ‘suh goud’ it won’t even be a quickie with you asking for another one… then another one… and another… with his dick though, he can make you cum a little slower but it’ll just end up with you being unable to walk with him going overboard.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
while he loves you and would do anything for you, it goes to a certain extent. he wouldn't be the type to bring anything up too often; you would be in charge of any experimentation. if he does feel like the bedroom has gotten lukewarm, he’ll finally be the one to step up. but what he wants to do is far more lighthearted than some deep secret desire…
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
this man’s a pro hero with a quirk revolving around storing fat aka energy, what do you think? he can go and go and go, position after position. as long as you don’t tap out, you may be able to see him in his skinny form by the morning.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
fatgum can use toys on you, but embarrassingly enough he is the jealous type. why should your vibrator get to occupy space on your clit when his tongue could devour it? you like it, so he’ll help here and there but it’s not his favorite thing… don’t be surprised if they’re miraculously dead when you swore you already charged it or they have missing batteries. oh, well, fatgum your loving boyfriend is here to save the day!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he’s unfortunately got a talent for teasing that he picked up from his interns. still, fatgum’s level of discernment is one for the history books. he’ll never push it, and at most he’ll make a joke to ease your embarrassment if you queef but that always ends up with him getting a pillow to the head.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
fatgum is a breathless type of guy, but nothing on the verge of him just making noise to make noise. like anyone else, he will start to wince and whine if he’s close, or you two are more into it than usual. if you ever confront him about trying to “hold back” and you’re into more vocal men you came to the wrong pro hero.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
guys, guys, hear me out. fatgum loves when you brush his teeth. it’s so domestic to him. he always makes up the weak excuse of his arms being too tired to raise to do it so you have to come in. he closes his eyes and lets the bristles massage his gums. plus when he kisses you after, his breath will be extra fresh.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
hmm hmm… let's put on our glasses for this one. fatgum would be slightly above average with a slight curve upward. it’s thick enough to give you a good strechhh when he’s inside of you. it’s a little veiny but nothing too prominent with a cute blush at the tip.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
honestly, it’s not that high. he can initiate sex, but not as often as you do. when he does, it’ll start with lingering kisses along your neck and shoulder blades, and you get the message. he’s not the type to need sex every night, but if you need a lil sumthin’ sumthin’ he’ll get it up no problemo.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
again, he’s got plenty of energy to watch you fall asleep and stay unaffected by exhaustion. he will still cuddle with you, but it takes him a little longer to fall asleep. on the plus side, it gives him more time to appreciate you.