Socializing Doesn't Kill
hircinodyne :
Bradson hummed. California poppy, huh? He was absolutely terrible with plant names. And most of California was pretty hot, very different from the island. But, well, what did he know? Bradson was a musician, not a plant scientist.
“Aspen, Effie… Zaira… nah, I don’t think I know them. And I’m not very good with plants. Well, their names, I mean. Do you know what it looks like?” The troll wished, not for the first time, that he had upgraded his old flip phone to something with internet capabilities.
"Hm, I'm not sure. I mean I know poppies are usually like, a little smaller than a fist. Bright colors and real soft petals, really open. Hang on..." He reached into his pocket and pulled out his smartphone. While he knew many on the island hated technological advances, he had been one of the few that appreciated new tech. He made sure to keep up with all the new iPhones. Rose gold of course, had to let everybody know he was a powerbottom.
"I might even be remembering it wrong. I'm terrible with plants." He said, opening a new tab to search for water tolerant plants. "Here, I found a list of flowers that are good with water. The calla looks really nice, and the ostrich fern. That one is pretty cool."














