Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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art blog(derogatory)
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
Hannah Moghbel (American,b.1982)
Red Raspberries, 2006
Oil on canvas
I think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
Hand job vs manual labor
watersports vs watersports
all year. all damn year we've been in constant battle with our middle schoolers who are endlessly determined to make this sign say 'hoe'. every time we fix it by the end of the day it's back to this. they never ruin the Phoenix and they never rip the whole thing off. somehow this entire school year we haven't been able to catch them. every time I see it I have to pretend like it isn't the funniest recurring bit in this stupid world
You are about to fight a bloodless chimpanzee. What is your strategy?
Tactical Information:
The chimpanzee is not an ordinary chimpanzee. It is highly intelligent, but the exact nature of it's intelligence is unknown to you.
The chimpanzee will rapidly heal if you allow it to escape. Some anti-chimp substances can temporarily slow this process.
Particular audio/visual patterns MAY confuse the chimpanzee. You may prepare a pattern trap, but it only has a 40% chance of functioning.
The chimpanzee is hiding somewhere in an abandoned apartment building. It has had ample time to prepare.
The chimpanzee has superior night vision, and it's environment will likely be extremely low-light.
The chimpanzee does not have blood. It cannot bleed to death.
The chimp does not respirate. It cannot be asphyxiated.
The chimpanzee cannot experience pain in any sense that we understand.
The chimpanzee does not need to eat or drink. It cannot starve to death.
The chimpanzee is effectively infinitely patient.
Your strategy CANNOT attract the attention of the local authorities. You are not allowed to destroy the building.
Assume that the chimpanzee knows how to use any weapon you bring.
Assume that the chimpanzee will prefer if possible to kill you with its hands and teeth.
Bloodless Chimp Mindset Information:
The chimp is not an empathetic creature. It cannot be communicated with, or reasoned with in any meaningful way.
If the chimp is sufficiently damaged, it will attempt to flee. Allowing the chimp to escape means failure.
The chimp understands fear as YOU understand it. It cannot be frightened, but it can frighten YOU.
jesus christ was dead longer than misha collins was bi
happy easter everyone
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated
some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis
yeah okay steven universe blog
happy make out with your mutuals monday
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
happy black out and reblog posts monday
Surprise triplets 😂
I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”
“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”
“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”
Story Time!
My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.
“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.
“I’m alright… yourself?”
“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”
My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”
open RP
“Hey~”
Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”
“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”
That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move.
“The uchiha bloodline ends here”
march 20, 2014
Kyle Thompson
