here we go buddy here we go buddy here we go

28 im a gay man and i go here to scream into the void. i mainly yell on twitter (@ itsrbaku ) but I'm active here too.

[fortooate]

c*cktail recipe: whiskey sourer

i don’t feel like making simple syrup

[fortooate]

hey wait

simpler syrup

you just don’t do anything

[maidslime]

Trans woman in need of help!!!!!

tl;dr trans woman needs help paying bills, money for meds, and money for food!

Hi! I'm Mordred! I'm a trans woman that loves photography, writing trans smut, and streaming video games for folks to watch. I'm disabled, unemployed, I've tried for many months to get a job, but no where has given me a call back. I'm really desperate to keep a roof over my head, food in my fridge, and the electricity and Internet kept on since my husband (only source of income) works from home.

This is Dove.

I also need money for his food and litter.

I'm genuinely very desperate. And could use any help possible. I have been banned from PayPal and Venmo after a terf harassment campaign got me removed from both and ruined a lot of my life (keeping me from making money).

My only ways to receive money are with cashapp and zelle. Cashapp info below, DM me for zelle. If you need PayPal or Venmo, I could share my husband's in dms.

Cashapp: $thecatgirlprincess

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[puppygirllaika]

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

[everyteenager4free]

[sycamorality]

fuuuuuck i got monday tomorrow

[sycamorality]

this post has been a hit with the "fuuuuuck we got monday tomorrow" community

[sycamorality]

fuuuuuuck i got monday today

[sycamorality]

it's tuesday why are we reblogging this. are we in the timeloop

[sycamorality]

it seems i have forgotten tuesday is monday the twoth.

[sycamorality]

guys its fucking wednesday are you gonna tell me it's monday the threeth

[sycamorality]

yeah fuck man,. we gpt week tjhis week

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"fuuuuuck i got monday tomorrow"

"fuck we got week this week"

[little-kind-thing-au]

consider: "fuuuuckkk we got month this month"

[buddwyer]

ultra rare ice cream flavor: shoplifted and defallonated

[buddwyer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kropotkindersurprise]

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

[charlikesalmon]

uhh webkinz are y’all hiring? 🥹

[dogpuppy]

[foreveriallyzombified]

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

[foreveriallyzombified]

Neopets ass problem

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[klapollo]

sharing this infographic for eating produce

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[milf--adjacent]

"TMA/TME is bioessentalism!" Shouts the man who willingly misgenders himself to gain access to womens' spaces for his own benefit

[milf--adjacent]

People will tell me I'm making shit up like this kind of thing isn't happening in plain view all the time.

Trans Goalkeeper Isaac Ranson Makes History by Joining Minnesota Women’s Soccer Team

Isaac Ranson, a standout goalkeeper at Cal State Fullerton, becomes the club’s first out trans player.

[lovelyl0tte]

this article is so comically fucked lmao

what are we celebrating here

[calamity-corner]

"laws are largely targeting transgender women and girls. anyway, here's a trans man actively proving the point that he's not the target!"

[whereserpentswalk]

It's even worse then proving he's not the target, he's just straight up doing what conservatives want him to do. If he was playing for a men's team that might be meaningful, but he's literally just staying in the closet for personal gain.

[milf--adjacent]

^Me when I have shit instead of brains.... Omfg....

TMEs learn about transfem culture before spewing shit challenge.

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[amazoogle]

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.