"I have heard there are troubles..."

◎ ◎ ◎ ◎ ◎ ◎ “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.” (Super Blooper Ask Blog) ◎ ◎ ◎ ◎ ◎ ◎

[cosmog]

!!!!

EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom scalemate like this one;

based off their blog!!! i’ll start sending them out asap!!! Ends may 8th. uwu

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

"Hey holy shit..."

"There's 50 of you here..."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

You know I heard that Kali gal was looking for a room mate. Maybe you should see if it would meet your needs.

"Mh. Maybe. I have to be able to trust someone before that, though."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

So what do you like to do for fun?

"Work out, if I got tha chance. I ain't got a lotta time ta do things fer m'self. I gotta get food n educate tha gremlins, and when I'm not doin that, I'm workin fer Count Bleck ta try and save up some coin fer an actual meal r even a home that ain't a sewer."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

What's wrong with Magic? If it's not too personal to you, that is...

"I ain't got good history with magic users. Safe ta say, a lotta folks at tha top are magically inclined, and a lotta folks at tha top think a woman in power must be easy ta get her promotions."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

To The Anon:

((Because literally no one else is sending questions. That’s why.))

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

...Even I'm not sure. My power is unlimited possibilities. That's why I named myself X.

"If ya were lookin ta make a reference ta somethin, I didn't catch it."

Another huff.

"An X in mathematical terms is a definite, yet unknown number. If'n yer lookin fer infinity, yer lookin fer a lemniscate."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

(Dodges and grabs the punch) Are you ok? I was just playing. Sorry, if that disturbed you.

She wrenches her hand away from him, giving an irritated huff and a scowl.

"I don't trust magic."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

Nice to meet you, too. (Disappeared out of nowhere and with a trace and appears behind you)

The Blooper tenses, swinging a punch with some force in a strange fighting instinct.

"You get that shit outta here!"

Some old memories must upset her.

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

Yes and No. My name's X.

"... There ain't no 'kinda' filter. And I guess it's nice ta meet ya?"

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

I'm not a boy. I have no gender biologically. Also, what's your name.

"... Suzannah.

You ain't got no filter, do you?"

[askbanditshyguy]

□

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

Bandit tripped, accidentally knocking both himself and whoever he bumped into over. He accidentally landed directly over them, and tried to push himself up, frantically apologizing. “O-Oh, I’m sorry. I’m really sorry, really.”

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

A loud grunt signals that whoever he’s fallen on is obviously not happy.

"Why tha hell are tha pipes gettin’ so much traffic today? First ya bitch that I live in ‘em, then ER’RYONE wants to be in ‘em."

Another grunt.

"Watch where ya goin’, kid, I’m wearin’ too many spiker fer ya ta be doin’ that."

[askbanditshyguy]

Their unhappy tone only makes him more embarrassed by what he just did; it was his fault, after all, he was the one who tripped. “I-I wasn’t watching where I’m going, jeez.” He brushes himself off, and offers a gloved hand to the one he knocked over. “I’m Bandit. I hope I can at least try to make up for this, somehow.”

He’d rather not make the situation worse by explaining it was his first time in the pipes.

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

Rough palm takes his hand and she hoists herself to her feet, boots clicking on familiar ground.

"... Nah. I just got a bit a temper right now. Ain't used ta all these folks, makin' me nervous fer the gremlins. Ain't used ta folks on my turf."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

"Oi, hey. We haven't really been introduced have we."

"Nah, we haven’t. Suzannah Blooper, at yer service. And you?"

[ask-a-bloop]

"The names Kali. It’s good to meet ya." Kali held out her hand for a shake.

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

A soft noise, and a strong handshake.

"Nice to meet ya too. Where ya hail from? Don't think I've ever seen ya around tha pipes."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

(PRAISE HELIX. FUCK FORMATTING.)

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

Well. My life is complete. (Has died)

"... What the fuck is wrong with you, boy. It was just a kiss from an angry blooper."

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

"I I hope you don't find this to presumptuous, but but may I I kiss you?"

"… Why you goin’ around askin’ strangers fer kisses?

.. Eh. Ain’t no harm, I guess.”

The Largest Blooper leans to kiss the other on the cheek of their mask, leaving a distinct purple lipstick mark.

[askashyfireguy-blog]

Fintan blushed as the kiss. “I I I, thank you. I I suppose I I should properly introduce myself. My name is Fintan McShy, what yours?”

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

"Suzannah Blooper. The two little gremlins you’ll see wandering around are my nephews, Mortal and Pestle.

What brings you down here to the sewers, anyways? This sure as Bowser’s Failures ain’t a sight-seein’ place.”

[askashyfireguy-blog]

Fintan laughed a bit at himself, “I I kinda got lost. Took the the wrong warp pipe or or something. But but then I saw your beauty, and and, well…” he trailled off as he blushed some more.

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

A raised brow.

"Bruh, don’t go followin’ random strangers down here. Alotta folk ain’t as kind. This ain’t no Toad Town."

[askashyfireguy-blog]

Fintan nodded. “That that’s probably true, but I I hope I can take of myself. Still though, you you wouldn’t be able to to help me find my way out, would you?”

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

"Sure. Where ya headed?"

She gives a lazy shrug, glancing upwards.

[pipe-dream-queen-blog]

Can I kiss you?

"The Hell is with you people anyways?”

A kiss on the forehead.