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piper mclean. xix. i've got a wild heart and i can't control it; it keeps on letting me down

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Have you seen him practice on SpongeBob’s indoor friends, penny, chip, and used napkin? I did.

Has he ever barged into your room and used one on you? Because he did that to me.

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I’m going to pretend I didn’t see Troy practice his “smooth Grace” lines in front of a mirror.

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That’s nothing. I’ve seen him practice with Mini Mace, with a rock... Even with Violet.

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Okay, okay, fine. I’ll apologize, for Gabi’s sake.

That’s the man I love. And if they accept it, it means we can ask them to babysit and have more alone time together if you know what I mean.

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Do I really have to? Chris deserved it and I still stand by that.

You don’t have to, but does our daughter deserve to have her beliefs destroyed by them? He only kissed Bibi on the cheek, Jase. 

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But it was an accident! Also, Santa is more believable than tooth fairies.

Maybe if you apologize for it... the retaliation won’t be bad? They could change Santa for Easter bunny or something else?

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That is a dangerous move. What if they tell Bibi that Santa isn’t real?

They definitely will. Lily wants revenge after you told Chris about tooth fairies.

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I’d love that, and if we tell them that, they’ll probably want to tag along too.

They probably will and then we would have to ask Percy and Lily to babysit. Are you sure you want to leave Bibi with them? With Chris?

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I still can’t accept the fact that they basically let us leave because we’re old.

Why don’t we go to visit Camp? We could ask Leo and Rach to take care of Bibi and we spend a day there.

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And I can’t believe he took it, since he was the one who told us not to use phones.

He only took it because a kid from Hephaestus tweaked some things here and there. I guess camp just isn’t needing us anymore.

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I’m surprised he even has a phone now.

That’s because I gave him the phone in confidence the day we left Camp in case of emergencies. 

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I miss that too. If only we could make a living out of it.

Right. I pitched the idea to Chiron to hire us to find new demigods or as coaches in Camp, but he left me on read.

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You’d still be a success, you are a strong, independent woman.

A strong and independent woman with at least five mental break downs a day. It almost makes me miss the time we were slaying monsters and whatnot.

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Also, you have a good-looking baby daddy slash fiancee to cater to yours and Gabi’s needs.

That’s very true. What would I do without the most handsome and thoughtful baby daddy slash fiancee in my life? 

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Someone asked me today how I balance being a mom, attending all my classes and also having an internship. I just laughed and waved it off, but the answer to it is poorly. Very poorly.

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