Adventures with a Lazy Potato

My name is Piper Potatostorm. Sometimes I do things, like saving Jorvik. For a lazy potato, I'm still the only one keeping this goddamned country alive. (SSO character blog)

[horsedragons]

Screenshots I show to my friends that don’t know what Star Stable Online is:

Screenshots I show to my friends that know what Star Stable Online is:

[centeris2]

real talk about the quest today before I go to work:

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[piper-potatostorm]

The only way this would possibly be acceptable is if Kirsty had only had Muddy for like, a day, before Emma came to see her and Hugh only found her and then sent her straight to Kirsty. Even then, why did no one give her a bath??? And she shouldn’t be in with foals. 

And then the marriage- oh I’m sorry, adoption ceremony was just weird. Strong bestiality tones...

[cooltackandstuff]

“The horse moved like a dancer, which is not surprising. A horse is a beautiful animal, but he is perhaps most remarkable because he moves as if he always hears music.”

~ Mark Helprin, A Winter’s Tale

[tildagloomfeather]

Reblog this if you’re posting about star stable online!

I’m a new blog and I need people to talk to. I follow back from @creepingroundthegarden ♘

[one-1-straightcanadian]

Hello hello!

[centeris2]

All Spider locations!

Heads up: this is a rough guide, I didn’t get exact coordinates or pictures for all the different spiders but this will narrow down your search greatly. Turn down the graphics, turn on shadows, and that’ll help them stand out more. Spider sounds are in the sound effects tab, turn down (or mute) music and ambience to hear the spiders better. 

Thanks @caramelstarofficial​ and @ellawolfpaw​ for helping with the two Golden Hills spiders I didn’t have numbering info on!

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[piper-potatostorm]

Summersmash

Dapple Liver Flaxen Chestnut Pangaré Haflinger

[piper-potatostorm]

Bigbird

Golden Bay North Swedish Horse

[piper-potatostorm]

Bigbird

Golden Bay North Swedish Horse

[piper-potatostorm]

Iceprincess, doin’ a derp

[piper-potatostorm]

Iceprincess

Dapple Liver Flaxen Chestnut Haflinger

[piper-potatostorm]

Mistcloud

Steel Grey/Rainbow Jorvik Wild Horse

[piper-potatostorm]

Mistcloud

Steel Grey/Rainbow Jorvik Wild Horse

[piper-potatostorm]

Old pictures from one of the Pandoria quests, pre-starter horse update from 11/07/2018. 

Pictures from August 21st, 2018 on Walrusorange

[piper-potatostorm]

gonna be doin’ some photo dumps so get prepared

[willowspiderrock]

SSO please dare to put bigger markings on your horses!

Especially on dark horses I mean cmon! 

Look at them!

Cover that snout 

So pretty

This one I think counts as a pinto because of the tail, but still! 

Gorgeous.. additionally.. Dark bay pintos too please! I mean, what are you so afraid of? 

[yeehawcaptures]

AGREE 100%

[sso-feli]

GIVE ME THOSE LONG SOCKS!!

[piper-potatostorm]

Is it just me, or does something seem off here? 🤔

[piper-potatostorm]

Mirror mirror On the wall Who's the fairest Of them all? Not you Mirror mirror On the wall Who's the one About to fall? You are

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