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piper corden, 21. ZBZ {secretary} san diego native, junior, fashion design. living my best life with my sisters by my side.

[ahhhhhhhhhz]

“ is one the limit or are you allowed more than one? i’m asking for a friend. “

[pipercorden-blog]

It’s a total free for all. You can tell your friend they’re welcome to take as many as they’d like. 

[kingoftreyd]

Would you be the right sort of people or just a passin’ by blonde Yoda?

[pipercorden-blog]

Well, that’s for you to find out for yourself now, isn’t it?

[skylartrent]

Seems like a collective Zeta thing. Which is why I don’t usually trust their bake sales but hey, you guys know how to coordinate benefits.

[pipercorden-blog]

Thanks. I assure you our bake sales are 100% dry shampoo free, though. We offer nothing but the best.

[broderickolivia]

I get milk afterwards? Come on, you can do better than that. – But fine, I might consider it.

[pipercorden-blog]

Well, what did you have in mind?

[kingoftreyd]

People. Mostly girls, but I’m open to all beings if here’s a connection there then I’m a willing participant to see where it goes, but I think you’re right.

[pipercorden-blog]

Fair enough. I am known to make good points every so often. Clearly you’re attracting the wrong sort of people.

[andrew-murdock-archive]

My amazing help, which is something you are obviously in real need for. I never said anything about stroking here, but if that is what you are aiming for, I can show you exactly what needs to be stroked here.

[pipercorden-blog]

You say that as if my cookies aren’t a hot commodity that everyone is trying to get their hands on. Oh my God, Andrew, has a line like that ever worked for anyone ever?

[skylartrent]

No one accidentally baked their dry shampoo into it thinking it was non stick spray this time did they?

[pipercorden-blog]

Wait, that’s actually happened? Sounds a little like something I might do, to be honest, but I’m like 99% sure I didn’t.

[broderickolivia]

I don’t know. I feel like I’d need some more for that. – What else you’ve got for me?

[pipercorden-blog]

That’s kind of all I have to offer at such short notice. If you’re extra good, I may offer up some milk to go along with those cookies though.

[andrew-murdock-archive]

Oh my God. Are you going to flatter me, too?

[pipercorden-blog]

What would I be getting out of that? Besides, I’m not sure your ego really needs to be stroked.

[kingoftreyd]

Not so much stalkers, as stage five clingers who can’t take the hint.

[pipercorden-blog]

I think you may need to reevaluate your taste in girls, then. 

[broderickolivia]

Depends. What will I be getting out of it?”

[pipercorden-blog]

Well, cookies, obviously. And then there’s the pleasure of my amazing company -- priceless.

[sagevincent]

“Nah I’ll be alright, just play cheerleader for me and we’ll be good.”

[pipercorden-blog]

That I can do. I’ve even got the uniform.

[andrew-murdock-archive]

Come on, what if I pout at you, will that make you reconsider such cruelty?

[pipercorden-blog]

...Maybe. Flattery never hurts either.

[kingoftreyd]

“I don’t know, it depends. You’re not one of them clingy people that won’t give a moment of peace are ya? Cause I’ve had my fair share of stalkers and I can’t deal with that again.”

[pipercorden-blog]

Definitely not a stalker. I can provide character references if necessary. But I’m a little concerned that you’ve had stalkers before?

[sagevincent]

“This is why I love you so much darling” 

[pipercorden-blog]

I would totally offer my services as tutor, but math’s the one subject you definitely don’t want me as your tutor in.

[broderickolivia]

Are you sure it is a good idea to open up your house to random people at such a time of the day?

[pipercorden-blog]

Fair point. Wanna play bouncer?

[adamxten]

“Better change that expiration time to nine pm sharp, wouldn’t want you Zeta’s getting in trouble for breaking house rules.”

[pipercorden-blog]

You’re probably right. I’m sure no one would be petty enough to tattle about something so harmless, though.