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@pipermjenson
{ REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK; brother of Sirius. ~x~ { If you can’t s t a y and wait out all…
SO LIKE YOU SHOULD ALL GO FOLLOW THIS REGULUS BECAUSE THEY’RE ONLY LIKE 5 AWAY FROM 400 AND YEAH HELP THEM REACH 400 I’LL GIVE YOU COOKIES OK THANKS XO
[+ ask-fred-and-george-weasley]
"You’re talking to two Beaters, here," Fred said, his tone dry.
"And how do you accidentally maim someone with a bat that’s in your hand and under your control?" George questioned.
"Sounds like a load of dung t’ me."
"I was knocking it away from a teammate, and it happened to fly in the direction of the kid." she shrugged. "But, I suppose with a reputation like mine, no one's goin' to believe that."
Give my muse a compliment that would catch them off-guard.
[+3]
"I’m in sixth year for yourinformation," he retorted, crossing his arms over his chest, giving her a stare down. “Good thing you were chosen to be in Slytherin - you belong in the dungeons."
"Really? Because your " she made air quotes around her next word. " insults, sound like something a first year would come up with." she responded smoothly, seemingly not bothered by the boy's attitude.
[+4]
"Your dragons? Like, there’s more than one? Isn’t it dangerous? I mean, of course it is, they are. I’m not stupid, I read about these, but won’t they start reproducing and making even more ferocious dragon babies if you keep them all in one place or something? That could be dangerous, if you don’t keep track of the new ones and they fly away to set fire to things. Not cool at all. And I don’t really like the Knight Bus. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t even go farther than Hogsmeade anyways, with the charms to protect the school and all. I think I’ll just… I don’t know, wait for the instructor to get where I disappeared. And wait to see a dragon because that’d seriously be cool. But I can’t say no to the picture!"
"You talk a lot, and that annoys me. Maybe try talking less." she pulled her wallet from her back pocket and opened it up, taking out a picture of a Hungarian Horntail and handing it to him. "His name's Beast. That's all you're getting."
FOREVER REBLOG.
my god
the Snape one gets me every time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .
ITS PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
[+ ask-fred-and-george-weasley]
"If this is about that Hufflepuff I knocked out on accident earlier, that was completely his fault for interrupting a Slytherin quidditch practice. I'm a beater, it's my job to maim my opponents."
[+4]
"Yeah, no. Singing and Quidditch are my thing. I just wanted a picture or… Something to show my little brother. I don’t know, I’ve just seen the thing. I still have no idea why the hell I ended up here. And judging by your accent we’re in Ireland. No idea how to go back. Damn. But yeah, I appeared here and I have no idea how to go back to Hogwarts, but while I’m here a picture of dragons wouldn’t be too bad, because Tim loves these and that’d be fun to show him or to see these or something. Ireland is kind of boring, if you forget about the music, but dragons are pretty cool!"
"Here's an idea. I'll give you a photograph of one of my dragons, and you take the Knight Bus to Hogsmeade. Sneak back into Hogwarts through the gates, show your brother the picture, and I'll pretend this never happened and carry on with my life. Deal?"
[+3]
"Shouldn’t youknow how to shut up?"
"Ooh, good one, Frankie First-Year." she scoffed, glancing down at the emblem on the boy's robes. "Gryffindor's upstairs. Careful not to trip on your way up."
[+4]
"C’mon, you can make somewhere with dragons private like this. It’s not cool. Where are they again?"
She rolled her eyes, taking the boy's arm and leading him away from the reserve. "Perhaps you should go get a job in dragon care and maybe you can come back when you've got enough experience not to get your arm bitten off, aye?"
[+4]
"Except I don’t really want to leave? And I’m not a tourist anyways. Here’s just… A cool place. That’s it. Yeah, I don’t want to leave"
"It's also private property. Don't make me escort you out."
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pipermjenson
"I'm afraid I disagree. That kind of cockiness makes you look desperate."
[+4]
"This reserve is not a tourist attraction, so unless you're here for business, I advise you go back from where you came."
[+3]
"Think it’s obvious I took a wrong turn and ended up in the dungeons."
"Clearly. Shouldn't you know your way around the castle by now?"
[+3]
"What do you want?"
