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After a long day of depositions, there’s nothing better than opening a free bottle of wine (thanks, Nameless Corporation) and catching up on Game of Thrones. Watching each character die a very painful death really is some good, cheap therapy.

pipescorden

Am I the only person in the entire world who doesn’t watch that show? I’ve tried, but some of it is just so violent. And explicit. Sounds like the opposite of relaxing to me.

#int #int: chat #int: james

hadleymercado-blog

I’d just love to know whose bright idea it was to make oil paint so damn expensive. Have manufacturers never heard the term “starving artist?” I know Pollocks and Van Goghs sell for like, trillions of dollars, but on a retail cashier’s salary, those prices are a bit out of line.

On a completely unrelated note, I’ll happily take donations to the Hadley Wants To Go To Art School Fund.

pipescorden

Wow, are they really that expensive? I never would have thought paint could cost so much. I’m sure you could find some relatively cheap ones at a craft’s store until you can afford the nice stuff.

#int #int: chat #int: hadley

As much as I love the city, it’s that time of the year where all I’m thinking about is being on a beach somewhere, sunbathing and drinking margaritas. And instead I’m sitting in a stuffy waiting room for an audition. I think I need a vacation, stat.

#kolhstarter #int #int: starter

harrisonlcorden

Oh? And what is that you believe makes you so special?

pipescorden

You tell me. When you give me my present.

#int #int: dash #int: harry

harrisonlcorden

What do you consider decent? Four hours? Five? Two nights ago.

pipescorden

At least six. You can’t keep this up, Harr. It’s not good for you.

#int #int: chat #int: harry

itsmikewood

Consider it a deal. I’d shake your hand if I wasn’t sure you’re hiding super strength behind that blonde hair of yours.

pipescorden

Super strength? God, I wish. The only super thing I am is a super klutz. So, I’d still steer clear if I were you.

#int #int: chat #int: mike

itsmikewood

You really think I’m sweet? Shucks, Piper, I’m flattered.

Ice cream next time we work together; I promise.

pipescorden

Oh, please. But that ice cream will go a long way towards proving that you’re just as sweet as it.

#int #int: chat #int: mike

harrisonlcorden

I don’t know anymore. I’m tired.

pipescorden

When’s the last time you slept? For a decent amount of time.

#int #int: chat #int: harry

harrisonlcorden

Have you met me? Of course I would.

pipescorden

Yeah, but you wouldn’t do that to me.

#int #int: chat #int: harry

harrisonlcorden

It’s a wonder I put with this flagrant harassment. And to think, I was going to come over tonight surprise you with something I found for you downtown. Now you’ll have to work for it.

pipescorden

Harassment? It’s all in good fun, little brother.

Now that’s just rude. You wouldn’t withhold a surprise just because of a little teasing, would you?

#int #int: chat #int: harry

harrisonlcorden

I beg to differ. Not on the “not so nice,” stipulation, but on everything else. Think about it for a little while and then get back to me. You might surprise yourself.

pipescorden

I don’t get it. What are you trying to say?

#int #int: chat #int: harry

itsmikewood

Incredibly.

Oh wait. Were you talking about the sundae?

pipescorden

Of course. Were you talking about yourself?

#int #int: chat #int: mike

harrisonlcorden

It’s my role as older brother.

And whose fault is that? We’re supposed to be on the same team and you turned them both against me.

pipescorden

I’m so lucky to be older than you then. But even then, you’d have nothing on me.

It’s so fun to watch them mess with you, though. Teenage girls are great like that.

#int #int: chat #int: harry

harrisonlcorden

I have been quietly observing each of your relationships as they pass as a result of the nature of our relationship, Piper. They’re the ones that go, and I’m there to watch it, to notice patterns.