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@itsmikewood
Three stars ain’t even that bad, but fuck ‘em. You shouldn’t care that much about what one idiot on the internet says if you know you’re good.
I don’t care. But see, it’s the millennials. They live and die by the interwebs, you know. They’ll care. I’m not sure my pride can take it.
You’re in your head way too much. You’re amazing at what you do. Check out your last five reviews that I had absolutely nothing at all to do with in case you don’t believe me.
You know, when you girls were younger Peyton used to try to convince me that you were the brains behind your schemes and she was backed into a corner and had no choice but to be an accomplice. I never believed her.
If only I could. You’re right, though, it’s been too long. I’ll have to stop by some time when I’m not absolutely drowning in work and taste whatever new, magnificent dish you’ve thought up.
You’re the queen of spin, aren’t you? Call it a work-related dinner and sneak out early.
I think it may be time to move my bed into my office because for the past two months, it’s become my home. That’s what the election season will do to you.
Tough break. Convince that boss of yours to give you a break once in a while. I was wondering where my favourite, most loyal customer ran off to.
We got a 3 star rating on Yelp this afternoon, and I slowly felt my entire world begin to implode before dinner service. Who knew an online review could be so closely linked to one’s self-worth?
If anyone wanted to, uh, throw a couple more reviews up for the restaurant, maybe talk up the fantastic head chef, I wouldn’t stop you. Payment with the entree of your choice.
Super strength? God, I wish. The only super thing I am is a super klutz. So, I’d still steer clear if I were you.
Oh. That would be why you’re the hostess and not a sever, I guess.
Still. Superklutz sounds really catchy. One of us should call Stan Lee.
You think too much. I mean, I do too, but it’s also nice to believe that there’s a way out of that, if only a couple days. The price is just taking a day or two off of work – I think you can manage to swing that, can’t you?
Fine. I’ll think about it. Happy?
I know but… Why can’t it? Make it happen.
You really have a way of making everything sound so simple when it feels like nothing but. Maybe I could, but the question is why? Relaxation, yes, but at what price?
Oh, please. But that ice cream will go a long way towards proving that you’re just as sweet as it.
Consider it a deal. I’d shake your hand if I wasn’t sure you’re hiding super strength behind that blonde hair of yours.
Of course. Were you talking about yourself?
You really think I’m sweet? Shucks, Piper, I’m flattered.
Ice cream next time we work together; I promise.
You could always take a break, though. Everyone needs one now and then. You’d come back to your daily life refreshed and maybe even with a new perspective. It’s worth a try, right?
You do know that the “weekend getaway” doesn’t exist in real life, right?
Deal. I’m all for surprises as long as they’re sweet.
Incredibly.
Oh wait. Were you talking about the sundae?
Who says you can’t still do those things? I mean, aside from the first one. You’re not nearly as old as you think you are. You’ve got time. Get out there and live.
I know II’m not turning over in the grave or anything, but I have responsibilities now. I’m a parent and a professional that just can’t check out of life on a whim. It’d be awesome if I could, but it’s not that easy anymore. Being an actual grown-up takes away some spontaneity.
Obviously chocolate is the only way to go.
Okay, so there might be two answers. I’ll give you chocolate. You have to trust me with the rest, though.
I can get that. What kind of risks do you wish you’d taken? It’d not too late, you know.
Do you now? Good.
Not getting married. Engaging with people as a human instead of through my food. Or, you know, travel. The same answer as everyone else when they’re asked that question.
I doubt that. I don’t know why you wouldn’t be satisfied with what you’ve got.
Score. There might be more where that came from.
Don’t get me wrong - I love what I do, but I think there’s always that feeling of missed opportunities, you know? Risks I should have taken.
Confident. I like it.
But like, I don’t think eccentric is a strong enough word for you.
An ice cream sundae to top it off wouldn’t hurt either.
I could probably manage that. But what kind of ice cream? Think carefully and remember there is only one correct answer.
