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@pipeskennedy
matthoyt·:
Mostly, yes. What makes you think otherwise? I don’t find that hard to believe. You and I look nothing alike, beside the blonde hair.
Maybe the fact that the only conversation I know about is the one that involved my husband cooking naked for you.
dexkennedy:
I would never do that to you. Buttttttt, will you try corn ribs if I make them?
What is a corn rib and does it have sour cream?
dexkennedy:
Trust me, I know. My punishment was that I almost threw up, so.
Well, thank you for not pulling me into it. I’ll stick to Oreos and milk.
dexkennedy:
I might have to plead the fifth on this one. You know I have to try everything I see on Tik Tok.
It’s sour cream.
dexkennedy:
Who’s saying these things????? I have a right to know!
Ronnie may have mentioned something about Oreos and sour cream.
dexkennedy:
Thank you. Popular belief?! Who are you talking to?????
No one important.
dexkennedy:
Oh. That’s hot. Okay. I will make sure not to make anything too heavy on garlic and onion.
Smart thinking. Contrary to popular belief, I trust your judgement.
dexkennedy:
Oooooooooh, yeah, yeah. I remember. What should I cook for this randevú?
Surprise me, chef.
dexkennedy:
You always have amazing ideas.
I forget what we were talking about before.
We were talking about you cooking naked for me.
dexkennedy·:
Okay, okay. Your idea was definitely better, anyways. The bed thing.
I know. I do have good ideas, huh.
dexkennedy·:
I don’t know, Pipes…. When you put it like that, it kind of sounds like an amazing story to tell.
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.
dexkennedy·:
But olive oil is my bread and butter…. but oil.
It’s your call, Dex. Do you want to spend a romantic night in bed or in Urgent Care explaining how you got oil burns in all the wrong places?
dexkennedy·:
I think that maybe should turn into an absolutely. I would love to cook for you naked, Pipes. Even if I get grease or oil on me, it wold be so worth it.
Maybe try a recipe without oil and grease this time.
matthoyt·:
I’m sure. I was the one to bring it up to him, but it was his idea to hire a chef for me. I wasn’t aware he was married when he was hired, so I don’t mean any disrespect towards you. I don’t know what sort of situations your husband normally gets into, but you have nothing to worry about in that regard. He will coming back to you touch-free.
I’m just going to assume that your conversations with this friend are totally normal ones that everyone has. Well, now you know. Oh, I’m not worried. No offense, but you’re not really his type.
dexkennedy·:
Well, duh, you always get the details of everything I do. It was one of the funniest requests I have ever got that I had to take it. I just wish you could be there.
I wish so too, but maybe you could practice before Saturday night.
dexkennedy·:
Awesome, good, I love that. Should I not do it????
No, you should definitely do it and share all the details after.
matthoyt·:
I think you might be biased, but he does have raving reviews. I like making bets, so it’s not too far fetched but this friend in particular has an interesting mind. I haven’t even met the man yet, and I agree with him being “down for anything”. You should be.
I might be, but I have very high standards. Oh, so it was his idea for you to be served by a naked chef? Good to know. Enjoy your meal this weekend and enjoy the view. Just make sure you and your wife keep your hands to yourself.