dexter kennedy.

32. A chef in Vermont. Happily married to the most beautiful woman on this planet. And all other planets.

[dexkennedy]

pipeskennedy:

What is a corn rib and does it have sour cream?

Okay... it may or may not just be street corn. But I’ve never made it before! So you can be my guinea pig.

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pipeskennedy:

Well, thank you for not pulling me into it. I’ll stick to Oreos and milk.

I would never do that to you. Buttttttt, will you try corn ribs if I make them?

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pipeskennedy:

It’s sour cream.

Trust me, I know. My punishment was that I almost threw up, so.

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pipeskennedy:

Ronnie may have mentioned something about Oreos and sour cream.

I might have to plead the fifth on this one. You know I have to try everything I see on Tik Tok.

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pipeskennedy:

No one important.

Who’s saying these things????? I have a right to know!

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pipeskennedy:

Smart thinking. Contrary to popular belief, I trust your judgement. 

Thank you. Popular belief?! Who are you talking to?????

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pipeskennedy:

Surprise me, chef.

Oh. That’s hot. Okay. I will make sure not to make anything too heavy on garlic and onion.

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pipeskennedy:

We were talking about you cooking naked for me.

Oooooooooh, yeah, yeah. I remember. What should I cook for this randevú?

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pipeskennedy:

I know. I do have good ideas, huh.

You always have amazing ideas.

I forget what we were talking about before.

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pipeskennedy:

I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.

Okay, okay. Your idea was definitely better, anyways. The bed thing.

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pipeskennedy:

It’s your call, Dex. Do you want to spend a romantic night in bed or in Urgent Care explaining how you got oil burns in all the wrong places?

I don’t know, Pipes.... When you put it like that, it kind of sounds like an amazing story to tell.

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pipeskennedy:

Maybe try a recipe without oil and grease this time.

But olive oil is my bread and butter.... but oil.

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samuelcarters:

Yeah, I’m not in any rush, but if I find the right girl? I’m done. That’s it for me. Oh, you’re a chef? Then you definitely gotta do the breakfast in bed thing. Go all out with it. Maybe throw in a fancy mimosa or something. Women love those. Thank you. That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time.

When you find her, you will know. I don’t think love at first sight is real, but the first time I heard Piper laugh, I knew I was done for. I am! She loves my cooking, so at least I can start the day off right. Oooooooh, she loves mimosas; I’ll definitely do that. Maybe a pomegranate one. You make it sound like someone, or someones, don’t trust you when it comes to romance. You seem really good at it to me.

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camrynruss:

I’m sure she does. It sounds like you know her well, then. If she loves fashion so much, I think having “questionable” taste is pretty good. I’m sure there are much worse words she uses to describe what other people pick out. All of them? I don’t think you have anything to worry about then. You’re going to make her a very happy birthday woman next month.

I like to think I do. You know what, you might have a point. She’s called one of my shirts ugly before, but it was very loud, a lot of bright colors so I don’t blame her. It’s worth it when she laughs when she sees it, though. I would feel horrible if I just did one thing and she hated it, so I like to play it safe and do a lot of things so at least one thing sticks. I sure hope so!

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ryanwelsh:

Oh, wow. Congratulations. I definitely understand. I would feel the same way. I have a feeling she’ll be happy to be there with you, regardless of you knowing the words or not.

Thank you. That’s so nice of you, I hope you’re right. I don’t think she’s been disappointed in anything I’ve gifted her before but I’m probably going to strike out at some point. It’s just math.

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wesleybartlett:

Woman are all too different for me to just suggest a position she would enjoy, though I’d be happy to offer my services if the two of you are looking to switch things up with a third person. How sweet.

Oh yeah, that’s so true. They’re like snowflakes, not one is like another. That’s very generous of you, but I don’t go that far with guys and my wife would never want another guy in our bedroom. Thank you, she always brings out the sweet side of me. It's easy.

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pipeskennedy:

I wish so too, but maybe you could practice before Saturday night.

I think that maybe should turn into an absolutely. I would love to cook for you naked, Pipes. Even if I get grease or oil on me, it wold be so worth it.