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RIP Pipluptimemachine
2012-2015
#notreally dead.
Don’t really use this blog anymore as I’m too busy doing other ubercool things like making a movie and studying for exams.
If you really think you’ll miss me that much check out http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ where I satirize the news and make funny jokes.
Or just check out these equally funny and hella rad blogs http://itisclara.tumblr.com/ http://not-compatible.tumblr.com/
RIP Pipluptimemachine
2012-2015
#notreally dead.
Don’t really use this blog anymore as I’m too busy doing other ubercool things like making a movie and studying for exams.
If you really think you’ll miss me that much check out http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ where I satirize the news and make funny jokes.
Or just check out these equally funny and hella rad blogs http://itisclara.tumblr.com/ http://not-compatible.tumblr.com/
Adios
If you still didn't know I'm moving permanently to http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ for the foreseeable future
Piplup is no more
this blog is as dead as firefly, Move onto http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ if you want to find me
Gone
Not here for the forseable future, try http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ if you want to see me make funny satirical jokes
RIP Pipluptimemachine
2012-2015
#notreally dead.
Don’t really use this blog anymore as I’m too busy doing other ubercool things like making a movie and studying for exams.
If you really think you’ll miss me that much check out http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ where I satirize the news and make funny jokes.
Or just check out these equally funny and hella rad blogs http://itisclara.tumblr.com/ http://not-compatible.tumblr.com/
Piplup is no more
this blog is as dead as firefly, Move onto http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ if you want to find me
RIP Pipluptimemachine
2012-2015
#notreally dead.
Don't really use this blog anymore as I'm too busy doing other ubercool things like making a movie and studying for exams.
If you really think you'll miss me that much check out http://breakingnewsalert.tumblr.com/ where I satirize the news and make funny jokes.
Or just check out these equally funny and hella rad blogs http://itisclara.tumblr.com/ http://not-compatible.tumblr.com/
It should work, right?
MAINSTREAM MEDIA DIAGNOSED WITH SELECTIVE HEARING AFTER IGNORING CHAPEL HILL SHOOTING
On Tuesday 10th, three people in North Carolina were deaded by a man over a thing that was totally not a hate crime. Or at least that is what you would be led to believe by mainstream media.
In reality, three Muslim students were executed by a white, atheist extremist, and despite online fury and debate, mainstream media has actually put more articles on 50 Shades of Grey and a white actor’s wedding.
Perhaps the media should get their ears tested, I think they may have a large amount of bias harming their hearing.
This guy gets it
UKRAINE PEACE REACHED AFTER NIGHT LONG GAME OF MONOPOLY
Minsk- Good news from the peace talks in Minsk in relation to achieving a lasting peace in Ukraine, where pro-Russian rebels have been fighting for succession from the pro-Europe Western Ukraine.
President and Chief Jockey of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has been rumored to have supplied weapons the rebels, resulting in the shooting down of a Passenger air craft.
Peace was finally achieved when Mr. Putin and European leaders, including German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French Premier Francois le Horny, engaged in a long and grueling game of Monopoly in order to reach the peace. This was clearly a strategic play by the German’s, as Angela Merkel is renowned for her Monopoly skills, and despite popular belief, Mr. Putin is more of a Scrabble man.
The stress was clear, with Mr. Putin snapping a pencil in frustration. We believe this was not long after Merkel gained all four train stations.
At one point things were looking up for the Russians, with Mr. Putin winning second place in a beauty contest, however this was wasted with the purchase of Old Kent Road in the middle of the game.
Upon Bankruptcy of the other players, Merkel held her title of Chancellor of the Monopoly and Putin honorably conceded defeat.
Board game diplomacy is a spreading phenomena, it is believed the Palestinian negotations will be meeting over Cluedo and the Chinese-Japanese representatives are due to the play Guess Who.
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there are ways to say “this issue hasn’t been given a lot of attention so id appreciate if you spread it” that dont involve threats and emotional manipulation lol
Nicolas Cage: Famously missing out on Super Man and also the Ghost Rider, Nicolas Cage could play an ageing Peter Parker who searches for treasure when not saving New York.
Rowan Atkinson: Since the last Peter Parker was a Brit, why not another one? Rowan Atkinson could easily pass as a wise cracking and buffonish Peter Parker.
Johnny Depp: Only if directed by Tim Burton.
Adam Sandler: Sony would want a cast member to capture the comical aspects of Spiderman. And perhaps add some toilet humour.
Shia LaBeouf: For a more serious and emotional spiderman who starts off with good intentions but slowly grows insane.
Sly Stallone: reimagining Spider Man as an ex marine who goes on a spider fueled rampage to save people. Who? People.
Sean Connery: Peter Parker is a ladies man and spy, shaken not stirred, right spidey?
Hayden Christensen: Would really capture Spider Man’s pedantic and whiny teenage side
Seth Rogen: Sony loves em some Seth Rogen
Another Spiderman reboot and you really don’t care
Nerds everywhere rejoice as Sony and Marvel agree to incorporate hit superhero Spider Man into the hit franchise the MCU.
This comes after the poor performance of the rebooted Amazing Spider-Man series staring Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, with the last film being released in 2014 and was seen as a failure due to its awful pacing and it having more narratives than the Canterbury Tales.
When the first series of the reboot was announced, there was widespread annoyance and the cynical ploy by Sony just so they could keep their rights to the character and also the minute amount of time left between Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man (5 years). However, with even less time between TASM 2 and the first potential appearance of the MCU Spider Man in Captain America: Civil War coming at only 2 years, fans are likely to be just as annoyed at the short times between reboots while also ditching hot boy Andrew Garfield in favour of a
Except no, you’re not. Why? Because it’s being produced by MARVEL STUDIOS! The same studio that released a movie involving Andy from Parks and Rec and a talking raccoon and still came in highest at the box office. Marvel Studios is on the same internet cred as Jon Stewart and the Duck Song. They can do no wrong.
Just thank fuck it’s not Sony.
best valentine’s day idea ever: gather a bunch of puppies and invite all the single people to come cuddle and play with the puppies
