Gaslamp, Crypt Keep, Raidboss

I can't quit you Archies dad

[popepauljohn]

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman as Armand | TVL 3.07

[doctorcurdlejr]

In caveman times Jughead painted on the cave walls and Betty (hunter) would turn to Veronica (invented fire) like woww bowlhead (caveman for Jughead) is always just over there drawing his pictures... Don't get me wrong they're nice or whatever but really wish he like contributed... Maybe we should use him as bait next week. Meanwhile Archie (healing after Betty used him as bait for a dire wolf) is like Betty just let him draw his pictures they're really nice...

[decomposingfungi]

tvl episode simulation

lestat: *awful french(?) accent* fam they are low-key trying to cancel me for serving too much cunt all because i'm too camp and too whimsical and now the woke mobe is coming for me but they'll have to take the L because I HAVE THE BLOOD OF AKASHA IN ME iykyk i'm just living rent-free in your minds because i'm looking snatched periodt

*five minutes musical video with the worst song you have ever heard*

gabriella: *count dracula accent* uuuuh lestat fuck me !! fuck mamma again and again and again !! i want sex i want to be FUCKED i want to suck a cock i love cock i only think of cock and murder uuuuuh lestat let's kill all humanity

daniel: did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? oh and also: *seven different slurs*

louis: oh i'm sorry i'm a selfish bastard i'm a bad person i should be humbled *random slurs are said his way*

armand: *opens his eyes two seconds before the episode ends*

[dykestat]

In episode 7 Gabriella and Lestat will be killed by falling rocks

[dimorisik]

THE owner of the night louis de pointe du lac

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E04 x S03E07

[froufoxs]

let him be evillllll

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[sea-wives]

my extensive critically acclaimed movie watchlist: hi

the shittiest movie ever made: press play girl

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[userakasha]

Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly.

KILL BILL, VOL. 2 2004 — dir. Quentin Tarantino

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[triedkiss]

deadly vipers