Pippa Devereux

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Send any and all RPs to me. New ones, old ones, IDC.

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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thebradleymanson:

“Get sick of you? Come on now.”

Pippa sprayed the bottle a few more times. “I’m up to at least ten,” she laughed.

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lukeharting:

“The world already has so many fashion designers, I didn’t want all of them to get mad at me by invading their space. I hear they’re very cliquey,” he joked. “In all honesty, I’ve never used one. I just have one in the bottom of my bag from my last camping trip where I guess I overpacked?”

“Well, here. Let me see it.” She started, before digging into his bag. “I’m going to put it to the test. Not as a dress or anything...” Pippa laughed. “But maybe I can drape it over something, and sit inside for awhile just to see if it actually keeps me from being eaten alive.”

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thebradleymanson:

“Thousand sprays, a thousand kisses for me.” Bradley said with a chuckle.

“A thousand? Are you sure you won’t be sick of me before then?” She asked, raising her eyebrows.

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opheliabenson:

“Are you shitting me, you can’t go camping without bug spray Pippa! I’m gonna be a good person though and let you use mine so no need for panic.” 

“How do you know my na- ...Oh. You’re Ophelia, aren’t you?” She asked. Pippa had already heard about all of the drama that used to surround her and Luke. “Sure, as long as you didn’t secretly mix it with itch cream or blue dye or something.”

[pippa-devereux]

i think i’m caught up on all my replies! still looking for plots and connections, though, so like this post if you’re interested! or just message me.

list of connections is here, but i’d be happy to take up any of yours, too!

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who are your favorite girls rn?

ophelia, pippa, jaycee, nyx, mitchie and hazel. what? you know i’m right.

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nlcopryor:

“Borrow mine if you need some.”

“Are you sure? Thank you so much!”

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dcsirae:

“Pippa that’s like CAMPING 101, how could you forget the bug spray? I have some you’re more than welcomed to use.” 

“I know! I’m so horrible at this. I haven’t went camping since I was like ten. Mostly, I’m here for the s’mores.”

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baileymanson:

“Who comes to a camp ground and forgets bug spray? Well, I guess anyone can forget that if you bring a bunch of stuff along with you.” 

“Clearly, I need to sort out my priorities. I remembered to bring wine, but not bug spray. Although, I guess if I’m drunk enough, I won’t care that I’m being eaten alive.”

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kingpeyton:

“I’ll take a wild guess and say you. I’m correct right? Does that mean I get an award of some sort for being right?”

“You might. That depends.” She laughed. “What kind of award were you hoping for?”

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emmalyncraft:

“Don’t worry,” Emma said reaching into her bag pulling out a bottle, “I got you covered,” she said with a smile.

“Thank you! I swear I’ve got to be the biggest idiot in the world to come camping, and forget to bring bug spray.”

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deanpope:

“Whatever eats y’ the most, probably.”

“If that’s the case, I hope it’s butterflies.” Pippa laughed. “But I don’t think they bite.”

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thebradleymanson:

“I used to go camping a lot so I always carried it with me. The mosquitoes are attracted to you because you’re so sweet.” he said with a smile. “You know each spray from my bug spray costs right? One spray, one kiss.” he said with a smirk.

“Is that right?” She asked, smiling back at him, before she sprayed a bit on her arm. “You shouldn’t have told me that. Now, I’m going to be tempted to use the entire bottle.”

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sofiabby:

“I think I brought enough for a small army, you’re more than welcome to it.”

“Thank you so much! The last thing I need is fifty bug bites.”

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lukeharting:

“How am I not surprised. If you want, you can use one of my mosquito nets to make a very fashionable dress to keep the bugs out.”

“What a brilliant idea, Luke. You’re really doing the world a disservice by not becoming a fashion designer.” Pippa teased. “Do mosquito nets actually work? I had one over my bed when I was little. Not for mosquitos, obviously, but because I was a very cool kid with a cool room.”