local bug trapped in craft store

pippin | they/them nonbinary | born 1996 | art-thropod | header image is from NOAA's Voyage to the Ridge 2022 Expedition 3

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[pippins-place]

in the mused seum. straight up "willendorfing it". and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. my veanus

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[weiwardromance]

dandy's world oc :) their name is tristan, they're a cassette tape

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"

And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[dykecinema]

[transtenzin]

not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

[transtenzin]

you can reblog this 😔

[yehudah]

compilation

[tami-taylors-hair]

Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish human friends and Happy Hannukkat to their cats!

[teathattast]

[stellatedkittyhedron]

whats it gonna be? huh? huh?

[micromontage]

[s00nstuck023]

[archvillain]

i was the only velociraptor threshing grain in the garden of eden for 10 years

[amygdalae]

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

[amygdalae]

Because you're so

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[s4brface]

[loreleywrites]

Thank you, Kamen Rider Black villain of the week, for saying what I'm always thinking: