Stories List
Time to put a pin on a post with links to my various stories and such. I may change this organization later, but for now I think I’ll divide them into standalone and multipart. Maybe one day I’ll even be inspired to come back and put some descriptions and word counts on everything, but you’re asking quite a lot of me.
Ok, there. I never said they would be GOOD descriptions, nor precise word counts.
Standalones
Nessun Uomo è un’Isola // Spooky Inspo Pics
Spooky pandemic short story set in the Venetian lagoon
WC: 3.8K
This Angel and That Demon // Art
The relationship between a sentinel angel and a goetic demon
WC: 2K
An Imperfect Summoning
Very short thoughts about names
Four Letter Things—
Is a Bear // Anziel Was On Probation // Tell William // Ten Porto Flip
Four short stories I wrote in 2008, about 1K each, strange fictions with very little to do with one another that I nevertheless decided should be grouped together
Project 341271-1
An alien comes to Earth, and writes about it
WC: 1.5K
Multipart
An Ill-Fitting Name [45k words/19 posts] // Spotify Playlist 1 // Spotify Playlist 2 // Art // More Art // And More Art
A strange bunch of snippets about the life of a magical murderer
Warning: violence, sex, lapsed Catholics, abuse, just a whole mess of things really
Moot & Eirelandais [currently paused]
He may be a thief, but she’s the one who steals his heart
I swear if someone hasn’t written that line before I’ll eat a hat but I don’t know what else to say in summary. Uh surprise there’s murder here too WHY IS THIS A THEME
The Recipe of Chef Andre Poêlon, Fantasy Wrestler [a complete tasting menu of 20k words, served in 8 parts]
Andre was a successful chef at a high-end restaurant, until one fateful day, a famous wrestler demanded the most expensive cut of meat cooked so long you’d never even believe the cow had been alive. Andre refused, and one thing led to another, let to the viral video of the chef delivering a one-hit KO to the wrestler courtesy of a cast-iron frying pan. Needless to say, Andre was quickly fired. Now no restaurant will hire him, and Andre has decided, since he was so good knocking one wrestler out, why not try to make a career of knocking out some more?
Meet Cute With a Vampire [6k - probably more segments in the future] // Mo Art
An omnisexual human-male-presenting mothman (*A* mothman, not THE mothman) therapist’s meet cute with a gay trans vampire grad student
A Slow Moving Destiny: Waiting (1.8K); Returning (3.2K) [in progress, as the mood strikes me]
You had been chosen for a destiny, but some greater whim of fate snatched it from you—now what?
Poems & Snips
> Cost of Words
> Things We Say on Bad Vibe Days
> Enigmatic Space
> Webs of If Only [2 page comic]












