hazbin played straight

peyton or red / 25 / she/her / queer / hazbin hotel, six the musical, and other very unserious stuff

[scrotewad-deactivated20221128]

idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!

[tnpl-home-deactivated20220822]

Obsessed with this tag

[primelinchen-the-second]

[ID 1: three smiling black trans men standing outside wearing pants and their post surgical compression vests after top surgery. The compression garment looks like a white wrap around. Their drainage stuff hangs on their pants.

[ID 2: tumblr tags that read "Oh! I didn't realise y'all had surgeries, I just thought you were showing off your tube tops." /End ID]

[asciidot]

vox but in a box

call that uh

vbox

Anon i have no idea what you're talking about

[rowanclair]

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

[loveridden1999]

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

[myxomoon]

Vincent finds more effective ways of flirting. Alastor undulges in his cracked sense of humour. I'm pretending like these guys aren't also serial killers. Life is good, actually.

[okunie]

Rome wasn't built in a day You gotta climb a little higher To the top of the display Where there's a will, there's a way! You just gotta slit a throat or two To make the weak obey

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[frenznight]

(⚠️ Flash warning)

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[lastoneout]

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

[lastoneout]

[faggotvampires]

[ID: An image of a sign with a blue background and with a graphic of a stick figure in a wheelchair at the beginning, resembling disabled parking space signs. The text below the stick figure reads "I am not a vessel for your good intent." /ID]

[valleythey]

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

[redladydeath]

I got a job offer at a Montessori school, but it's not exactly what I'm looking for (my dream job right now is kindergarten assistant teacher). My family says I can just take it and quit if something better comes along, but I'd feel bad about leaving the school in the lurch. Conflict.

[rpfwasfine]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

[bynine]

starter babies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[redladydeath]

…is the a fucking beastly bumper sticker