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Magic Kingdom Disney adults are white women nurses with Army husband and Epcot Disney adults are nuerodivergent enbies named leaf siri send

#disney world #epcot #disney epcot #wdw boys

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confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao

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this will get to the right people

skltart

o captain my captain

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where’d that guy find a dinosaur wtf

iamnotanexpertbut

its in south america. on a small island off the coast of florida there is a dinosaur, a small colony of them. the stegosaur, was among the firecest to ever rome the earth, shown here with paleantologist steven buttswain, who killed Very Many in his time. he died tragically when we drove his segway into the home of t-rex, wear it had made its little home with its little arms, it defended its hom e

wizardarchetypes

11 years ago this blog posted the best and funniest post ever made on this site. the number of times i have said “it defended its hom e” …incalculable

puppysdog

coyote play time :)

striders

i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it