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âyouâre here to learnâ Iâm here because itâs the fucking law
Itâs Murder time at college so everythingâs chaos
A few people have been asking so let me explain
Murderâs a game my college does every year where everyoneâs given a plastic knife with someoneâs name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and âkillâ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You canât kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if theyâre naked. Iâm pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.
It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you canât even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyoneâs suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.
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Baseball Caps
Knitted caps
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mutuals: "mutuals hmu"
my brain: "they mean other mutuals, not you"
King George III: I have the media. I have the guns. I..I have the⌠Government.
George Washington: You know what I have? A 24 years old genius with a pen and a problem with authority.
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE áľáľË˘Ę° áľáľáś°áľÂ DOOR
The most mispronounced sentence in the English language is probably âow, I bit my tongueâ
wine mom or vodka aunt?
#wow if i had seen this gifset before i watched this show i would have been like âwhatâs the big deal?â #but now SWEET JESUS IT HURTS
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT.
AYYE THATS ME
we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password âparent alertâ and it takes you to a dash thatâs just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Done. Email: [email protected] Password: parentalert Username: helpsomeonescoming Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.
Reblog to save a life
If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?
new york - 11:13 p.m - tired of being tired
New York - 11:14- how I hope these braids come out nice tomorrow.
Toronto - 11:18pm. I wish it would rain and storm harder so I could get a good nightâs sleep!
Texas - 10:59pm. A moth just landed on my leg but I thought it was a mosquito so I killed it and now I feel bad.
Louisiana - 4:04 AM. Trying to drown the images my nightmares left me with in tumblr so I stop remembering their faces.
North Texas - 12:08am. Stressing over how Iâm going to be forever alone unless I can learn to better cope with my social anxiety.
Dallas, Texas - 12:15 AM. Finally calm about grades, crying about my future surgery even though Iâm excited
Annapolis, Maryland - 1:39 AM. I should be asleep, Iâve got shit to do tomorrow. Planning around my motherâs schedule is so tedious. I canât wait until I have my license
Queensland, Australia - 5:06pm. Should i get out of the shower now or in an hour?
London, England 8:07am
This tube is bloody packed. Good job Iâve got a seatâŚ
Calgary, Alberta - 1:30am. I really hope people I know donât see this.
Calgary, Alberta - 12:47pm. I am completely exhausted.
Quebec, Canada - 3:20 pm. my cat just sat beside me and i am making out with her
Willits, California - 10:02 am reading and creating graffiti on the school bathroom stall
lmao (laughing my anxiety off)