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Promote demote fire: Tigerdrop, Capricorn, Pipsqueak

Promotions and demotions aren't a thing, we're a co-op not a company. I use my famous Beam Attack on all three, dealing massive damage. Then they beat me up. Next question.

tigerdrop-official

AAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tigerdrop-official

GET HER, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no-cap-ricorn

🏃‍♀️💨

pipsqueak-official

literally what did i do to get Beam Attacked

#why #mlb irl

no-cap-ricorn

weeping openly and making pesto pasta

tigerdrop-official

are you like good

no-cap-ricorn

i'm participating in my hobbies

pipsqueak-official

cap do you make your own pesto or use store bought

#i have a really good pesto recipe #i can write it down for you if you want #mlb irl

besides getting blushy at hot dude civvys and rats what are your hobbies lmao

not going to go into detail for fear of revealing too much of my civilian life, but i crochet.

#been at it for a while #again you're not getting details #also i don't “get blushy”#don't think i skipped over that part #mlb irl

Do u have any pets? x3

a rat

#does that surprise you #is anyone surprised by that #mlb irl

what iff you couldn't be a rat. whar then.... what animal

mouse. any similar rodent.

#if i couldn't be a rodent #a pig i guess #what with the #pig miraculous and all #but ideally we'd stay in the rodent zone #mlb irl

https://five-nights-at-candys.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rat

the rat

okay. the rat.

#got like 40 asks about this rat #you can stop now i get it #mlb irl

chat she doesn't know about five nights at candy's and the rat

what. does this mean

#mlb irl

havey ou played fnaf or FNF :3

i played fnaf in middle school. was cool i guess. could've used a rat animatronic or something.

#fanartists get on it #make me a rat animatronic and i'll give fnaf another chance #mlb irl

pipsqueak-official

yes iwill take@that address thx

dirt hole

tigerdrop-official

hawkmoth spotted digging holes in central park

pipsqueak-official

swear to god if the next akuma is Hole Dig Guy or something like that i quit

pipsqueak-official

<<prev tags dude he's SO CORNY. theatre kid villain.

#im a theatre kid and i got second hand embarassment #mlb irl

pipsqueak-official

yes iwill take@that address thx

dirt hole

tigerdrop-official

hawkmoth spotted digging holes in central park

pipsqueak-official

swear to god if the next akuma is Hole Dig Guy or something like that i quit

#im serious im not dealing with a hole dig guy #“shoveler... find where pipsqueak is buried and bring me their miraculous”#mlb irl

yes iwill take@that address thx

dirt hole

#central park dirt hole #mlb irl

wha ts your civiliaN identityy?

giant central park rat

#who asks this #c'mon #should i give you my address too?#mlb irl

if there was a train going down the rail and it was going to run over five rats, but you could pull a lever to change it to a track that would run over a person would you pull it

this question was not asked in good faith and i do not have to answer it.

#i feel like you all know what i would have to do but i'm not gonna say it #mlb irl

pipsqueak-official

i need the general public to stop acting like it's a Big Deal when i bend down to photograph the subway rats on patrol sometimes. it isn't a Big Deal.

pipsqueak-official

like c'mon

#why would i Not get a picture of this guy #it's not unprofessional to recognize the beauty around me #grow up #mlb irl

i need the general public to stop acting like it's a Big Deal when i bend down to photograph the subway rats on patrol sometimes. it isn't a Big Deal.

#i take good pictures #good rats #mlb irl

when i say "my job is to protect the people of nyc," i'm viewing vermin as people

#“why'd you stop in the middle of a fight to move a mouse out of harm's way?”#mind your business #mlb irl

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