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Someone please send help. Send help now. These are lethal.

#2007 noel = 2007 pip valentine don't deny it

hiya, same anon again. i've actually finished all the books now and it's doin my head in, i keep forgetting how smutty it actually is and then i'm like halfway through sending my friends a paragraph i found sweet like lindsay writing i love you with the magnets or getting half a christmas tree in his eye, before i remember they've never read slash fiction, they're not on tumblr and would probably die from shock at how dirty it is meanwhile i'm just like 'they're so sweet!' They can never know :D

i TOTALLY get that, it’s weird cause it’s like really lovely but horrible at the same time not horrible at all lmao

#anonymous #ask

help so I just recently found the ss series and at first I was like no way I'm reading that that's well weird (cos it's pretty much an rpf and they always feel sorta weird) but then I started reading and couldn't stop and now I'm halfway through the last book and every picture of Noel and Ju I just see Pip and Lindsay now what do I doooo

WELCOME TO HELL!!!! WELCOME TO HELL!!!!1

i’m just kidding. but no i’ve spent 3 years of my life being obsessed with these gay bankrobbers so welcome to it

#anonymous #ask

ollystarlings

“He never had a plan–he always knew something was going to go wrong, just not like this. It was meant to be a three musketeers thing, all for one, they’d get bored of it and retire and die together aged a hundred with all these stories locked up safe from great-grandchildren who’d only pass them off as senile ramblings anyway. That or they’d go down together, muck up and die with bullets slamming third eyes into their foreheads. He thought the risk was worth it for the thrills they got through all the chases and plots and robberies, until his mother dragged him back to life. Until Valentine.”

ollystarlings

He held in his arms And he taught me to be strong

Oh, my daddy said shoot

ollystarlings

What was Pip’s reaction when he heard Bowie’s song “Valentine’s Day” for the first time? “[He] obsessively counted how many times he said the word "Valentine” (sixteen), cropped that single word into its own file and played it on a loop on headphones for about five hours, then put his lens in and jumped Lindsay so hard he couldn’t walk straight the next day.“–Richard Rider

#don't let this flop

ollystarlings

“‘Do you love me?’ he said, and Lindsay got up again all in a rush to kiss him in a way that was almost an attack, passionate and furious with his fingers tangling tight through Pip’s sweaty hair. ‘You know’, he said, losing the words into Pip’s mouth - and later on that night, when they were curled up together in the bed Lindsay slept in as a teenager, surrounded by old relics of rockstar crushes and favourite books, Pip played that bit of it over and over in his head like a stuck record. ‘You know.’”

ollystarlings

SO my best friend had an idea to make a compromise ship because she’s a larry shipper and obviously i’m in the boosh fandom. so we came up with the idea of an STP (second true pairing) and this way we can get into each other’s fandoms…i bring you…HOEL

What is Lindsay and Pip's ship name?

i don’t know! i never had one for them myself. i heard a person call them ‘pipsay’ once, though. i’m not sure any ship name is right. i just call them pip and lindsay

#cause they're not so much a ship as a lifestyle...#anonymous #ask

ollystarlings

I dreamed you dreamed of me, calling out my name

ollystarlings

i’m glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget (insp.)

#reblog dis

He's stubborn as hell when he gets an idea in him. He's got the devil in his eyes and a smirk on his mouth, and the only movement he makes is that of his hand, sliding up and down

#pip valentine #*