Pirate Elvis

Yo ho ho mama

[catboy-presley]

Meow mama, back for 1 night only!

I’m back from the dead, humeowna humeowna

Are Elvis gimmick blogs even popular anymore..? Whatever, I’m back for a little while. This doesn’t apply to @jevelvis-official because I don’t feel like navigating jevil *and* Elvis’ speech quirks, but I’ll be back for a bit on my main, too

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho mama, catboy presley has risen from Colonel Tom Parker’s locker

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho mama I woke up from my nap to find spots on my back hummina hummina I have scurvy

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho mama one of my teeth just fell out I’m sure it ain’t nothing to worry about I’m healthy hummina hummina

[xtcstuff69]

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars

[leprechaun-elvis-official]

Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp

[fishvis-presley]

Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep

[dragon-elvis]

Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.

[odysselvis-official]

Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press

[grian-elvis-prestley]

woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft

[eggvis-preggsley]

Woah mama that’s me before I got put in this egg

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, that's me before I started working at Pentagondonalds

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho ho mama that’s me before I traded a life on land for the sea

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho ho mama remember to drink your grog responsibly

[snailvis]

Reblog me to spread the Snurse

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho ho mama the ships now snursed

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho ho mama me and the Memphis crew just found some buried treasure

[pirate-elvis]

Yo ho ho mama don’t try to board my ship or you may find yourself at the end of my blade athankyouverymuch