Elvis Compressedly

Woah mama they put me in the hydraulic press

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama they put me in the hydraulic press

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama people actually noticed this kinda so here’s some info

She/her for the mod, or anything really (I don’t care much lol)

I’m Elvis but in the alternate timeline where he got shoved under a hydraulic press while singing “A Little Less Conversation”. It was a tragic event *sadly moves hips*

I was found outside the studio by a wise little frog who taught me how to navigate the world from this strange new angle. I would die for them, athankyouverymuch.

Rick Astley is my EX boyfriend. He knows what he did.

I am now living with Rick Astley. He is still my EX boyfriend.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama they put me in the antique mall

[cyberr-v0id]

Hey gang, my friend has started a go fund me to raise money to pay for the gender incongruence diagnosis that he needs in order to get testosterone

I would really appreciate it if you could donate to his campaign or share this post so that it reaches more people :]

Donate to Funding a gender incongruence diagnosis, organized by Ash Nunn

Hello, I'm Ash and I've been saving for a hot minute to start testosterone. A diagnos… Ash Nunn needs your support for Funding a gender inco

tagging some of you guys so that it gets more reach, hope you don't mind

@xleomustdiex @glbtrx @necromancers-incorporated @theverycoolfish @mysteryofvampires @kimu-dem @anxious-ace @dootznbootz @totally-italy

[officially-dorset]

@totally-italy

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@same-pic-rick-roll

@same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, look at this

[knightbell]

HEY EVERYONE

Tell Congress: attacking Section 230 is dangerous

Free speech is under attack. Trump is suing journalists for unfavorable reporting, investigating companies that have DEI programs, and tryin

THIS PETITION WILL SAVE A LAW THAT HAS PROTECTED INTERNET FREE SPEECH UNDER MANY MANY OCCASIONS

AND IT ONLY NEEDS, AS I’M TYPING THIS,

919

MORE PEOPLE TO SIGN IT FOR IT TO BE ACCEPTED

PLEASE SIGN IT,

AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT

GO TO badinternetbills.com

AND SIGN THE PETITION THERE AS WELL

PLEASE THIS REPEAL WILL GET PASSED TODAY IF NO ACTION IS TAKEN

LOCK THE FUCK IN AND SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE

PLEASE

[knightbell]

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@frogs142

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[knightbell]

@hitbyabusagain

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[knightbell]

@hitbyabusagain

@chronicallyonlinebitch

@axilotlbucket

@tck-400

@heartstrings14

@the-creature-collective

@m-p-lebrush

@the-cosmic-carnival

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[kay27-iread]

@sasgaycumfilledcondom

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@grilled-chese

@whatonearthisgoingon (bring your swarm)

@mygfturnedintothelawofcycle

@no-one-offical

@homosexuality-offical

[unassumingcavegoblin]

@satan-offlcal @satan-offfical @elvis-compressedly @transfem-elvis @dailyhatsune @queer-scots-geordie-dyke @elodieunderglass @yourdailyqueer @our-queer-experience @union-elvis @unofficial-camp-half-blood @i-am-a-fish @italian-elvis-official @one-time-i-dreamt @ordinaryplurality @prismatic-bell @dangerous-crow-boy @jeselvis-christ @xclowniex @comprehensive-sex-ed @vocabulary-altering-posts @byjove @neal-illustrator @mayakern sorry for the random tags but this post needs to reach people!!

[elvis-compressedly]

!!!!!

[pukicho]

Why does elvis only have three good songs

He got none. Professional Grunter and Leg wiggler.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, you… yeah that’s fair

[gayest-pokemon]

Gayest Pokémon Tournament Round 4 Match 53

Who's gayer?

Florges

Marill

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

Propaganda

Florges

she's a drag queen :)

This is drag

Marill

Pre-Gen 6, all female Azurill had a 1/3rd chance of transitioning into male upon evolution into Marill based on personality values. Slay my kings!

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, you should all vote for Marill. I am totally Not Biased At All trust

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, based on tumblr’s recent favorite activity I think we need a Jugglvis Presley. If one already exists then I give my deepest apologies for my ignorance, but if not it poses a big gap in this websites ecosystem that should be filled.

[elvis-compressedly]

hey elvis you got a favorite compression method? i'm a big fan of chroma subsampling

Woah mama, I always have to honor the classic hydraulic press. It’s my origin story. I will admit though that I haven’t heard of chroma subsampling, but it sounds dope as hell, athankyouverymuch.

[home-and-having-tea]

I'm fascinated by the gay energy in Jailhouse Rock. A 1950s prison would likely be single gender. If that is true, are #47 and #3 having a thing 🤨

@elvis-official do you have answers Mr Presley

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I wanted to write some yaoi can you blame me

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, this number is familiar to me…

[elvis-compressedly]

what is your opinion on

Woah mama, 10/10 worm. Little worm face. Happy little guy. Worm. 10/10. Worm worm worm :)

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, I keep forgetting I have this blog

Ask me questions to fuel my life force please

[hurdy-girly]

Lancer: Man I’m hungry

THE HUMBLE ROLLS KAARD:

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[that-daughter-of-nyx]

DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH

[top-secret-replier]

REBLOGGING OF SHAME THIS SO EVERYONE SEES THIS

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[roytheharp]

Please stay safe y'all.

[mortonsaltlad]

“Hatsune Miku diagnosed me with autism”

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, I have an. Announcement. I guess. The good news is, I found a place to live since my roommate kicked me out of my last place. The bad news is who I’m now living with…

[rick-astley-gaming]

I get you don’t like this but no need to be so vindictive, Elvis.

In any case, hello Elvis fans! It’s me, Rick Astley Gaming, the best streamer on the internet. Elvis and I will be living together for the foreseeable future, so get used to me :)

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, for the record, I still hate him. This is purely a last resort.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, I have an. Announcement. I guess. The good news is, I found a place to live since my roommate kicked me out of my last place. The bad news is who I’m now living with…