JustMe & My other Personalities

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44.

Rules are rules unless you accept no rules have meaning.

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How can I help you?

How can I help you?

How can I help you?

I’ve been waiting forever, you sick at what you do!

Well I’m here now, how may I help you?

I need to make a complaint, or have you forgot?

How can I help you with that? What complaint have you got?

I suffered the ills of the world, the entire sum.

The phone I bought don’t work, it’s dumb!

How are you calling me now, I’d  like to know?

Shut up you’re…

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Just Fuck Off, Really!

I’m driving....Senior Bus parked on one side picking someone up or dropping off don’t know....Cyclist on other side, can’t see any other cyclists coming CAUSE Bus, but in any event slow down. Cyclist screams “GO!” Ok Bitch lets reflect on the situation cause Next Time If I see YOU!, I’m continuing at full speed, you get scared and fall off your bike, That’s on You! Obviously I’m kidding but God Damn Cunt!!!!! Someone slowing down to protect YOU isn’t reason to scream....It’s only a reason to sound like someone who should be banned from driving!

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FFS

For Fuck’s sake, What do you want from me?

I have nothing left for you to take!

Am I Who? Or Who else? I don’t want to be.

I don’t really exist, for other’s to see.

I’m just trying to get by. 

Without knowing why?

Afterall, There’s nothing to live for.

Each day comes more of a bore.

Am I really setting this life to such a common Rhyme scheme?

Why Not? Why take the time…

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Contagious Stupidity : Foamy The Squirrel

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How can I help you?

I’ve been waiting forever, you sick at what you do!

Well I’m here now, how may I help you?

I need to make a complaint, or have you forgot?

How can I help you with that? What complaint have you got?

I suffered the ills of the world, the entire sum.

The phone I bought don’t work, it’s dumb!

How are you calling me now, I’d like to know?

Shut up you’re nothing, you’ll always be nothing, you don’t matter. What makes you think, it’s other than so?

Still waiting to hear the problem with the phone!

I’m sorry for the inconvenience I only require a problem to shown?

It’s the wrong color, looked different in the stores light.

Don’t ever patronize me, you are never right.

Of course not, it’s not your fault.

No responsibility on yourself, it was me.

I don’t know you, but it’s all my fault, my wrongdoing, I made you buy the wrong color.

Wait a sec, is this the Mart?

No it’s not mam, I said at the start.

Well you’re still wrong! It’s all you, never forget.

I understand completely.

Go to the Mart, you’ll be all set.

But if You complain, I’m still fired. Fuck all this!

Get me fired, please do!

What’s your name?

Never mind, No bother, I’m no one.

Who are you?

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Her best review

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And I need this

And you were here so I spoke

And I need that

And I matter, I’m woke

And you did this

And you helped me when

And you paid my debts

And you’re still not kin

And how dare you think you mean something

And how dare you think I care

And how dare you think friendship I should bring

And what is your deal, this came from nowhere

And what do you think this is

And all you did for me, I’m at a loss

And you saved me

And I forgot

And reconciliation was never sought

And that’s because this was always all you

And I’ll pretend you don’t exist

And that’s all I know to do

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As Above, So Below by Dylan Thibert

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Queen Saffron Cora Contessa Nicolette of the great nation of Myapt relaxing on her throne

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Behold

Behold the sweeping void Nothing all around - Nothing - Beware

Nothing was or will be again For in the void, Nothing remains

Behold the blinding light Darkness nowhere around - Darkness - Not There

For in the light, Nothing remains No Shadow, No Contrast, No Black, No Pains

Behold the deafening silence No sound to be heard - No Echo - Nothing remains

No bellow, No scream, No whisper, No pains

Behold the wonder of life Too much here, Too much there - Too much - Everywhere

Too much to love, Too much to fear

Lives to live with no one here

Too much to live for, just simply remain

Just void, Just light, Just Silence, Just Pain

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Just a squirrel enjoying some cheese filled Ritz Bits 

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS

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Secrets of the Foamy Cult (HD) (YT Edit) : Foamy The Squirrel

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