Dropping My Pantaloons & Doubloons

[xxmoonmoonxx]

DERAH IS LIKE 62% COMPATIBLE THATS LIKE OVER HALF ITS DESITNY

[piratesofthecaringbean]

Derson is 64% compatible.

[cariousmoon]

I just realized I’m the only one out of the four of us that can say

daddy

[dericmelon]

I will fight you and then him.

[cariousmoon]

Just because you never had a good daddy doesn’t mean you missed out on your chance to call someone daddy

[xxmoonmoonxx]

Stop acting like you have a daddy kink.

Blocked and reported btw.

[sarahpandie]

Im sure carson has a daddy kink. Deric is gonna spank him one day and hes just gonna let out “Daddy” and im going to cry

[cariousmoon]

[cariousmoon]

I just realized I’m the only one out of the four of us that can say

daddy

[dericmelon]

I will fight you and then him.

[cariousmoon]

Just because you never had a good daddy doesn’t mean you missed out on your chance to call someone daddy

[xxmoonmoonxx]

Stop acting like you have a daddy kink.

Blocked and reported btw.

[piratesofthecaringbean]

I always kinda thought you called him daddy

[piratesofthecaringbean]

Deric: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Carson: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Deric, already taking his clothes off: Carson, you’re so fucking stupid.

[carselenophile]

HES PLANNING ON GOING VEGETARIAN

[piratesofthecaringbean]

Deric’s meat was too much for him

[piratesofthecaringbean]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

[carselenophile]

HES PLANNING ON GOING VEGETARIAN

[piratesofthecaringbean]

Deric’s meat was too much for him

[harlequinchaos]

can we please adopt pirate aesthetics into mainstream fashion

i wanna dress like a pirate so bad

i want sexy noblemen shirts to be a thing for both men and women

i want to wear a nice ass frock coat everywhere i go

i want straps and buckles on everything

i want amazing leather boots to parade around in

i want nice big hats with feathers and swords and flintlock pistols to show off

i just want pirate aesthetics everywhere