Edgier And Sadder Than You.

Ello. it’s angry Melon from YouTube. Welcome to my tumblr

[cariousmoon]

Reminder:

Daddy, I love you more than Sarah does 💕

[dericmelon]

Stop. Calling. Me. Daddy.

[cariousmoon]

I’m going to have mercy upon you just this once, think about the previous time you said those words. How it blew out of portions better than how I blew you afterwards. Avoid the daddy incident.

[sarahpandie]

The only thing you're blowing is the tooth fairy away from your bed after i knock your teeth out

[cariousmoon]

Gotta go fast

[dericmelon]

Fucking hell

[cariousmoon]

Reminder:

Daddy, I love you more than Sarah does 💕

[dericmelon]

Stop. Calling. Me. Daddy.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cariousmoon]

You call yourself my friends and you don’t even accept my tumblr group chat invitation.

Y’all bitches fake. 😒😒😒

[sarahpandie]

Unlike you I have a job carrot

[cariousmoon]

Okay but

Says the only person to accept my request

We have the same job

Insert third point here

[sarahpandie]

Okay but

Im a teacher's aide for the elementary school so no we dont have the same job

Think before you call someone fake

I have a life

[cariousmoon]

Okay but

My broom loves me, don’t be jealous you don’t have anyone to begin with

There’s no way your eyelashes are real

I don’t need a life, I have the internet success and that’s close enough

[dericmelon]

Ok, the fuck. I still never got the request and tumblers a bitch.

[cariousmoon]

Who is

My father

Where is he

Papa

Come to me

I long to know you

Please

Who the fuck are you

[sarahpandie]

Carson I saw this dude at the store with long legs. Maybe he's your daddy

[cariousmoon]

I’m looking for a dad, not a daddy. I got one of those.

[sarahpandie]

Stay the heck away from my derikins

[cariousmoon]

I licked him so he’s mine.

[sarahpandie]

I licked him too

[cariousmoon]

What

[sarahpandie]

OwO

[cariousmoon]

[dericmelon]

This is by far pretty fucking terrifying. The hell.

[rslashrats]

a reason why i love rats is because of how goofy they look. i know a lot of people associate rodents with disease and uncleanliness and that’s why they fear them but i just cannot be scared of an animal that looks like this

[dee-fender]

@dericmelon

[dericmelon]

I am the rat king

[emo-mlm]

get u a boyfriend who wants 2 raise a bunch of rats w/ u!!!

[dericmelon]

@cariousmoon will you

[franmadaraki]

Reasons why i love rats

- small hands that grab with greed

- big round ears like satellites

- long tail that loops around your wrist for safety

- Small tongue giving softest licks

- Chompers that cronch stuff satisfyingly

- the little pit pat of their feet when they scurry around

- finding them in weird places, such as snoozing in a hamper

- when they hoard snacks behind a bookshelf

- b e l l y also belly kisses

- their little peeps of anger when you grab them when they’re somewhere they shouldnt

- when they try to carry people food and its too big

- when you catch them when they try to be sneaky

- when they fall asleep on you and you cant move anymore

- when they put their paws on a touchscreen

- when they groom your hands

- their whiskers tickling

feel free to add

[thelaughingrat]

- when their eyes go boggle woggle

- when they smoosh too many rats into a tiny space but everyone is comfy somehow

- when they stick the nose in your ear and go “SNOOF SNOOF!”

- tiny little talk-squeaks

- when they fall of off things and land on the floor like ‘WHOMP’ and they look around like “Huh?”

- tiny slap fights

- when everyone has to drink out of the water bottle at the same time

- begging for treats with a treat already in the mouth

- sticking one paw waaaaaay out far when they yawn

-yawns in general

[szczurtime]

-when they decide your mouth is tasty and must lick

-when they’re attempting to steal your candy bar and they do not stop

-when they LOOK at you when you call their name because they’re being naughty and they keep doing the thing anyways but really quickly

[cariousmoon]

[sarahpandie]

I have three daddies actually

[dee-fender]

I have one uwu

[cariousmoon]

One daddy

Two daddies

Three daddies

How many daddies do you have?

[sarahpandie]

Three daddies.

[dericmelon]

I am no ones fucking daddy. This is the most painful post.

[dee-fender]

Daddy

[sarahpandie]

Daddy

[dericmelon]

Im going to the hospital.

[cariousmoon]

[sarahpandie]

I have three daddies actually

[dee-fender]

I have one uwu

[cariousmoon]

One daddy

Two daddies

Three daddies

How many daddies do you have?

[sarahpandie]

Three daddies.

[dericmelon]

I am no ones fucking daddy. This is the most painful post.

[cariousmoon]

[sarahpandie]

I have three daddies actually

[dee-fender]

I have one uwu

[cariousmoon]

One daddy

Two daddies

Three daddies

How many daddies do you have?

[dee-fender]

Happy late birthday to Carson John Moon

Sugar baby twink is 22

@cariousmoon

[cariousmoon]

When the fuck was it my birthday

[cariousmoon]

w a i t

[dericmelon]

Happy late BORTH?

[cariousmoon]

[dericmelon]

Carson, I fucking hate this so much.

[cariousmoon]

Ur eyes frog

I’ve been seduced

[dericmelon]

Wot, no. Fight.

[recentgooglesearches]

Carbonated Bong Water

[dericmelon]

I’m interested

[dericmelon]

I’m going to get so fucking high tomorrow I won’t remember where my dick is.

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.