My Best Friend’s Brother

Writer|Artist|Shipper

[carselenophile]

Broson or Caroom?

[carselenophile]

He’s had a dream about her

A DREAM

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Vaguely Familiar Sentence Starters

“Don’t I know you from somewhere?” 

“I’m sorry, but do you know __?” 

“Aren’t you __?” 

“Didn’t we work together before?” 

“I’m sorry, but I don’t know you.” 

“I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.” 

“Oh, I’m so sorry! I thought you were someone else!” 

“Didn’t you work at __ before?” 

“You look awfully familiar…” 

“We used to be neighbors, remember?” 

“I used to see you walk by my house every morning.” 

“You’re new around these parts, aren’t you?” 

“You’re related to __, right?” 

“Don’t you have a sister/brother?” 

“Oh, you were /that/ kid!” 

“I /thought/ I recognized you!” 

“You look like __.” 

“Weren’t you in here last week?” 

“You were in my __ in school, weren’t you?” 

“I don’t think you have the right person.” 

“Have we met?” 

“Weren’t you at the party last weekend…?” 

“Ooh, you’re ___!” 

“I recognize your ugly mug anywhere.” 

“Didn’t you rob me behind the shops before?” 

🤔+ add your own!

[carselenophile]

@cariousmoon @dericmelon

[carselenophile]

HES PLANNING ON GOING VEGETARIAN

[momokiiicos]

me in a nutshell

[carselenophile]

@cariousmoon is my daddy

[cariousmoon]

I want a DNA test.

[dericmelon]

I would also like to see that DNA test

[carselenophile]

Not

That

Type

Of

Daddy

[carselenophile]

@cariousmoon is my daddy

[carselenophile]

Derecest office au

😋

[carselenophile]

ALL THE SHIPS

IM ALREADY WORKING ON ONE

Guess what soulmate au I’m doing~! Bonus points if you guess the ship.

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The bruises that delicately littered his skin kept him up at night. New ones would appear nightly as well as the little thin lines on his arms. His soulmate would never give them enough time to heal before opening up a new cut. He would retrace the marks hoping they’d reach them. Comfort them in anyway possible. He wanted the scars all gone.

[carselenophile]

Whole squad

So like multiple one shots? Like?

Derah?

Derson??

Dercest???

Sarson????

See?????

Cee??????

Terence too??

Teric?????????

Derence?????????

Sarence???????

Terson?????????

[carselenophile]

Soulmate highschool au

With whoooowo?

[carselenophile]

Hear me out

Mamma Mia AU, Sarah is Donna.

[xxmoonmoonxx]

Who are the dads?

[carselenophile]

I ended up dming you this but

Harry-Deric

Bill-Ash

Sam-Olly

[dailyau]

I happened to glance into your window just in time to see you do a slammin’ air guitar solo but then you caught me looking AU

- (@anonymoussong)

[carselenophile]

Hear me out

Mamma Mia AU, Sarah is Donna.

[carselenophile]

What’s your otp?💕

Ommm CarKenzie💞

Jk it’s Derah!!!

[carselenophile]

Breakfast club au!!!!!!!!!

Omggggggggggg yassss!!!!!!!!!!!!💞