Have you seen my wife?

She/Her - 30 - UK

[piss-thief]

Gale disapproves

Astarion disapproves

Shadowheart disapproves

[materassassino]

Transparent Käärijä for your dash and all your transparent Käärijä purposes

[kuivamustekala]

#ah jes laitetaan tää mies tilanteisiin (x)

tää tagi inspiroi mua

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Not now honey Mummy's off to fight the people who voted for Poland

[hextechmaturgy]

every frame a painting

[annebrontesrequiem]

Very hyped for Dune Part two, can’t wait to watch this pasty Victorian child commit warcrimes

[hickeygenderarchive]

actual footage of las plagas battling it out in leon's body with the salmonella, the nematodes, and the trichinosis he got from shoving raw chicken eggs, raw fish, and raw snakes down his gob

[snoppy]

primadonna worm.... yeah... all i ever wanted was the dirt

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Games Workshop when a product is revealed ahead of schedule because of an internal error: Whoopsie! Our bad! Really cool paintjob on that model, though!

Wizards of the Coast, same situation: Our only option is to send in the guys who are famous for lighting strikers on fire.

[barstoolblues]

does anyone remember that one meme thats like “the boings” over a picture of airplanes smiling . i was obsessed with it my friends would be like do not send that stupid boings again

[barstoolblues]

me and the boeings

[toodotnil]

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I'm defrosting

[nap-hime]

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

[radiofreederry]

[whynotfabulous]

People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

[deadscell]

[elvriskastello]

Her strap game would be insane

[omgislena-blog]

[homosexualslug]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER (AFFECTIONATE)

[transmechanicus]

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

[testtheworld1]

This you?

[transmechanicus]

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

[transmechanicus]

[bogleech]

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!

[bemusedlybespectacled]