Carrotdiscs

Noah (Aries), He/Him Pronouns I no longer want to kill myself

[aliceinchains]

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[victusinveritas]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[eraserspiral]

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[xueyangapologist]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[agpsoundsystem]

[oneheadtoanother]

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars