Carrotdiscs

Noah (Aries), He/Him Pronouns I no longer want to kill myself

[vaticanspaceprogram]

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[krasnoarmeyets]

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[whoopsie-collective]

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

[dogspouse]

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[taiwanesekid05]

[mevil]

[makefile-dot-in]

[sreegs]

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

[hobgoblinhero]

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

[disquiet-dream]

what's her problem

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[brawltogethernow]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Moved a meeting to this afternoon so I could watch the Nintendo Direct this is the only benefit of working someplace so chaotic

[parkchanwoohoo]

IT guy asked to remote into my laptop to check why one of the programs wasnt working and I was like Uhhhh I'm. Occupied. With a meeting. And he was like oh your calendar showed you're free and I was like uhhhh oops. Didn't. Update that

[parkchanwoohoo]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?