[scorpionlafemme]

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[throatoftheworld]

Hellll by Kosuke Ajiro, 2019

[mayothompson]

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

[gothredy]

[johnnycrass]

Not to be a Nosferatu about it or anything but I honestly hate when the sun rises. I'll be having Me Time in the cool and silent darkness, the world still, when all of a sudden I see this huge white bright bitch rise in the east and begin to raise the temperature of everything. And then just like that everything is loud and 90 degrees Fahrenheit before 10am and you have emails and 37 unread whatsapp messages

sent from my Dracula coffin

[blemgoid]

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

[loveridden1999]

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

[magic-the-girlbossing]

Nigel Farage 'unaware Parliamentary investigation would restart' after by-election - report

As it turns out, Nigel Farage might have wasted most of his summer by spending it fighting with a man wearing a bin on his bonce.

endlessly amused that Farage seems to think he's a Magic: The Gathering card

[magic-the-girlbossing]

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

[afterdark-flicks]

Who Wants to Be an Erotic Billionaire? (2002)

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[junkiechurch]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[gothish]

via

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[polyampire]

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

[hogpig]

The Faroe Islands