a polyam vampire

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[polyampire]

this is a blog for posts about polyamory, run by a polyamorous person. I try to keep it positive! I'll tag on request, and all fandom posts will be tagged. the askbox is open!

[tanookitalez]

i think in retrospect we were maybe a little too mean to the 'my partner and i saw you across the bar and liked your vibe' crowd. if an attractive couple said that to you it would be the best day of ur life. you would fold instantly. DONT LIE

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[hyperlexichypatia]

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[itscoldinwonderland]

Deconstruct your amatonormativity!!

Take yourself out on dates. Go to the movie theater alone. Go out to eat alone. Enjoy life alone, it's okay. Enjoy life with friends. Take you're friends out on dates. Have sex with people you don't love. Have sex with people you don't want to marry. Have friends with benefits and hook ups and one night stands and situationships. Never have sex. Never get married. Marry your best friend. Kiss your friends. Date multiple people. When people say you'll never be happy alone kill them with hammers 🔨🔨🔨🔨. Live alone with several pets. Be happy. Be free. Do you.

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[ghostslust]

no bc fuck me yall i had a dream of my friend the other night…

i overheard him talking with his partner abt whether he would date a friend. and they quickly quieted when i approached. MAN. WTF

[doma-loves-akaza]

im just going to leave this here…

[ghostslust]

this is so funny bc i’m actually losing my absolute gobstopping mind.

we uh had a conversation today-

and uh apparently he is very much open to a relationship with me.

so like i’m LOSING MY MIND but im not CRAZY yknow?

[doma-loves-akaza]

well shit this is about to be you and your friend then (ignore his third wife)

[ghostslust]

LMFAOOO HOPEFULLY !!

[ghostslust]

guys when i visited this was literally the three of us lowkey. like we all cuddled on the couch and sent reels and chatted and it was SO NICE

[polyampire]

I like my men with long hair, my women with short hair, and my nonbinary people with whatever takes their fancy. and I like them all at once

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[polyampire]

new rule: you don't get to dunk on unicorn hunters if you're monogamous. polyamorous people feel free to critique the approach but if you're monogamous Shut Up

[polyamorousmood]

Agenda: Polyamorous Culture Meeting

Proposed new polyam symbols

New polyships - popular but wrong, popular and good, obscure and wrong, obscure and good

Best couches for group movie night (guest speaker from the house party association)

New business

Transcript of meeting:

Thank you everyone for coming. I know we all have full calendars, so I'd like to get right into things.

We can all agree we need to co-opt these bitches as a polyam symbol, right??

Member vote

All in favor

All opposed

Voting ended onJul 19

[toxifoxx]

rips open my "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt to reveal a second identical "I 💖 MY WIFE"" shirt underneath

[polyampire]

one "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt per my wife (more than one)

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[lu0niiel]

pro of polyamoury: two wife to love

con of polyamoury: two wife to miss….

[polyampire]

would you rather have a boardgame son or a live-action roleplay daughter

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[zindoesart]

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