S. Aquivy

alt account for @beidfan she/they!!

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POV Lune murdering someone: Her arms were cut off, her legs were cut off, her feet were cut off, her eyes were gouged out.

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Insomnia's combat techniques: Elegance and grace

Her mentor's: A bloodbath, chopping trees up in the process, bodies flying everywhere, limbs being thrown around, basically The Purge and the Chop Chop Slide song mixed together

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Lune: Gender and sex are not the same thing.

Insomnia: Damn ri-

Lune: Because I don't remember having 'gender' with your mom last night!!!!

Insomnia:

Insomnia: Still not wrong.

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Jeff: I didn't kill them, I swear!

Jeff: They ran into my knife..

Jeff: They ran into my knife 10 times!

Jeff: On their own, I might add.

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Rune, scowling: What are you, five?

Dren, smirking: Five heads taller than you~

Rune:

Dren: I'm joking please don't kill me

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Arius: What are you doing, kid?

Rune: Hugging you.

Arius: For what purpose?

Rune: Affection!

Arius: Disgusting. Do it again.

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Arius: I'm passing the phone to someone who, if I had to choose between spending a day locked up with them in a room or having all my organs removed one by one, I'd choose the organs.

Lune, receiving the phone: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

Insomnia filming with her own phone, trying not to laugh as he passes it back to Arius:

Arius:

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Sol: Would you fuck me? Because I'd fuck me~

Keira, flipping them off: No, now go fuck yourself.

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Lune: Get out here and face me like a man!

Sol: Um, my pronouns are they/them and I'm nonbinary..-

Lune: Oh fuck- well. *clears throat* GET OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A PERSON!!

Sol: Wow, thanks, I appreciate that. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!

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Lune: She was a boy

Lune: He was a girl

Lune: Gender is fake,

Lune: Fuck the government.

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Insomnia: You're so annoying.

Lune: Then stop holding my hand.

Insomnia: ...

Insomnia: No.

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Arius, drunk, going over to hug Insomnia:

Insomnia:

Lune, giggling and taking multiple pictures of her because of how traumatized and uncomfortable she looks:

Insomnia: Arius.

Insomnia: I will destroy you.

Arius: I'm about to vomit down your back..

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Someone, anyone: Will you be my girlfriend?

Insomnia: Are your standards really that low?

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Kate: Sometimes facing your fears head-on is one of the best ways to overcome them.

Toby, nodding: I agree. It's like that one time I climbed to the mansion roof during a really bad thunderstorm, demanding to be struck by lightning. It happened, and I didn't feel a thing! Now I'm not even scared of God anymore!

Kate: Oh, I didn't mean it like that-

Rouge: YOU DID WHAT?!

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Dren, propping his feet up on the table: So I heard you like bad boys.

Keira: Huh? No?

Dren, immediately putting his feet down: Thank god, that felt horrible.

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Lune: (Says something)

Insomnia: Shut up.

Arius behind them: Yeah, what she said! Shut the fu-

Insomnia, turning her head around 360: Talk to him like that again and I'll fucking dismember you and eat your corpse.

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Barista: Name for the order?

Insomnia: Ashe with an E.

Barista: Got it.

Insomnia, getting her drink:

Insomnia: WHAT THE FUCK IS 'ESH'??