uncool loser

i like attention and alcohol so pay attention to me and give me alcohol (◕‿◕✿) im 5'1" but ill fuck u up (◡‿◡✿)

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RUNS TO PERSONAL

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i went outside in a skirt one time

nnnnnnnever again

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som eone para w/ me im bored

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I-I WAS NOT DIRECTING THAT POST AT ANYONE BY THE W AY

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i just want someone to play with my hair and kiss me and lightly run their fingers down my back and then i want them to FUCK ME AGAINST THE MATTRESS (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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Send me a ✆ to know your name/ringtone/picture in my character’s mobile.

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OOC STUFF (important ooc stuff) (LIKE REALLY IMPORTANT)

THIS IS ACTUALLY A SELF-INSERT BLOG

I CAN DO SERIOUS PARA RPS TOO SWEAR ON IT

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the most important thing you will ever watch

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reblog if u worth a gillyun

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I'M DA BES.... IM DA BES

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make brownies with me rn

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i will just give me like to get my teleporting device out of the closet

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yes good

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would u like a brownie

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who wouldnt like a brownie. brownies are the shit,man. they’re chock full of chocately goodness and they make my mouth burst with flavor.

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make brownies with me rn

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sh UT UR MOUT H NO UR NOT A HORRIBLE DAVE u r actually dave 

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uh wow thanks im just going to casually stare at my screen now in shock of getting a compliment

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would u like a brownie

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strifestrider replied to your post: IN WHICH DAVE IS BURNED MULTIPLE TIMES BY A LOSER

in which i am a horrible dave i am gomen

sh UT UR MOUT H NO UR NOT A HORRIBLE DAVE u r actually dave 

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IN WHICH DAVE IS BURNED MULTIPLE TIMES BY A LOSER

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well damn

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i believe you have just got burned yet again. welcome to your harsh reality

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im rolling my eyes at that statement my goal now is to get my hands on you- oh shit that sounds creepy im not eridan god damn it

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son i've gotten touched by a few people and i plan on getting touched by quite a few people but you're not on my list. sorry, kid.