anyone want to talk fnaf 2 movie?
so somehow iāve been able to stay spoiler free for about 8 months. I originally was going to watch it in theaters when it first released but it was during the middle of my finals and then i was packing up to go home for break. by the time i was settled in and free, it was already out of theaters and all of my friends had seen it already.
then i just forgot about it. i stayed so spoiler free i forgot about the movie until today. It was released on netflix so i decided to check it out.
and holy shit it was bad.
The pacing of the movie was horrible and all the different subplots going on sucked. Like in the beginning it seemed like a direct follow up from the first movie. makes sense for a sequel, hereās the main crew a couple months or years later (who knows.)
you then see abbyās school life and how sheās doing. we meet some random ass kid who gets enough screen time where you think heās gonna be relevant but heās not. Like why the fuck did he matter??
Then you got michael afton. Idk why i thought he was gonna be hot, hella fucking disappointed to see he was not. like iām sorry this is the guy that got his little brother killed? like he looks like a loser, i would bully this guy. idk i think if youāre gonna be a dick to your little brother and be this bully character i was expecting u to be hot not some twinky chump. His character sucks, hardcore. Like it bothers me how they wrote him, it bothers me how this entire movie just tells you whatās going on instead of show not tell. like why does everything need to be spelled out. Why couldnāt michael afton have a cooler reveal? He instead shows up in the first 20 minutes and is like āMy name is Michael šā
You know who was sexy? Henry Emily. Fine asf. I think his character being introduced here makes sense since we are talking about his daughter, i just think the way they went about it sucked. Like idk i would have never had guess that was gonna happen. Like the order of events in this really bothers me. I feel like we jump around a lot, and the concept of time is kind of confusing. Like the science fair. Donāt get why that teacher was such a dick, i feel like the science fair wasnāt that important but whatever. Mike drops abby off and itās still daylight out, he tells her heāll be back really quick, goes and visits Henry, they talk for like 2 minutes, and then now itās night time and heās at the other freddy location. Like what the fuck dude how much time actually passed. Like why is it so late and what kind of school science fair goes on past 6pm.
Mike and Vanessa i feel like have been dumbed down. Every conversation between them feels stupid. i get that Vanessa has some crazy ass trauma, like sheās been through a lot and i canāt imagine what thatās like. but you would think after you pretty much trauma bond with mike and then you guys continue to stay in eachothers life, even possibly hinting at a relationship, wouldnāt you have opened up a bit more. explain more of whatās going on with your life, what things have been like for you, if thereās any other important information mike and his sister should know about??
Like mikeās decision at the very end makes sense but this all could have probably been avoided if they just spoke more??? Like unpack some shit guys what the fuck.
i also hate how nothing in this movie actually feels scary. thereās no real tension, thereās no actual stakes. iām not worried for the characters or anything, they all in the end get saved. And whatever happens to vanessa in the end didnāt even phase me. like obviously 3rd movie hint, and then the credit teaser duh. but iām not even that interested in watching it.
Also like what happened to vanessa in the end?? Like sheās now possessed by the puppet but they also used the music box to put charlotte to sleep. So like, what now, what was all that about??
and also who tf is vanessa supposed to be. Like we saw Baby in the movie, big thing is elizabeth afton (who iām guessing is also vanessa) gets scooped by baby and the whole remnant thing. then thereās vanessa from security breach that movie vanessa resembles more. So like what the fuck is going on?ļæ¼
i know movie and game lore are different but like isnāt it also technically a retelling of the gamesā¦ so sorta same lore?? Like im so fucking confused and i need a matpat break down video desperately.
god i miss matpat so much
anyway ass movie leaving me with more questions than answers.
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