I fear that my fish would run

I think EnnoTana is neat!😀 I mean I sometimes do headcanons Sorry I can’t tag anyone in reblog games yet

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Natsu: when i was younger my brother broke my monster high doll so i sprayed his eyes with windex and then pushed him down the stairs and then hit him with a frozen hot pocket

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Keiji: i identify as a kilometer because every second of each day i want to km/s

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Tetsurō, @ Kei: ok we ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

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*texting*

Issei, Takahiro: bro

Issei: bed time bro

Issei: come to bed bro

Issei: come snuggle bro

Issei: time to go to sleep bro

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Tōru, @ Hajime: Are you done pretending like I’m not the love of your life?

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Shōyō & Tobio, holding a birthday cake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOYA-SAN!!

Yū: Aw, thanks guys!

Ryūnosuke: Hey, maybe you should try the cake now!

Yū: *devours it knowing damn well the cake was burnt from hell and back and was just nicely covered in frosting*

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Tobio: What would you do if cockroaches came out your toilet, painted your toenails, washed and braided your hair, did your makeup, prepared you a 7 course meal, bathed and moisturized your face, made your celebrity crush fall in love with you, gave you grapes and yogurt and fan you?

Kei: I love you honey.

Kei: but what the f*ck

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Tetsurō: See, a lot of people like you. And this is why.

Tetsurō: *points at Kōtarō’s chest*

Kōtarō: My tits?

Tetsurō: I was gonna say your heart, but yeah, that too.

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Kei: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Shōyō: It’s me, isn’t it?

Kei: It will always be you.

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Keijii: The first thing I look at in a man is his heart.

Keiji, internally: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way.

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Isn’t it funny how my sister is so happy and giggling after finding out about some celebrities getting together and here I am scrolling through the mukbang hashtag on TikTok

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heh

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Do you ever try to find a happy fanfic for a certain ship and then you realize most of the fanfics you can find are either very sad/angsty or the ship is too much of a rare pair?

Yeah *punches the wall, and breaks down*

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Haikyuu!! As Internet Quotes

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Oikawa:

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Saeko:

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Daichi, about Kiyoko:

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*texting*

Shōyō: uh you know jerry from tom and jerry?

Kōshi: Yeah?

Shōyō: jerry’s here

Kōshi: Are you trying to tell me a mouse is in your room?

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Hinata: Smile, Kageyama!

Kageyama:

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I think this is what Oikawa would see if he ever gets sleep paralysis.

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if Tokoyami Fumikage sees a bird would he lean on a wall and start flirting with it