The yiffin'in'.

Keepin' a blog ain't easy. Semi-Independent Feral!Eridan blog.

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It's because a lot of people like you and want to touch you and honestly, everyone who's on here or has BEEN on here is just lonely.

Huh.

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Forgot what I was doin’.

But lotta people keep askin’ me ta mate. Don’t get it.

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Lot a confusin’ stuff...

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consumereabussos‌:

I don’t think anyone but other ceruleans knoww wwhat ceruleans are thinking.

I’m in the process of preparing a braised rump roast wwith tubers and trimmed scarletroot. Still, oh, an hour and a half to go before it’s ready, but it already smells divvine. Don’t get me wwrong, I wwill occasionally eat things raww, but there’s a certain decadence to a fresh-cooked meal.

Wwhat are hot pups?

Yeh that sounds bout right.

... Rump roast with... Tubers an’ scarletroot. I don’t know what any a that is. I don’t know why I asked. Is it meat. We don’t cook here. Eat fish an’ sometimes other trolls but mostly fish an’ sometimes land dwellin’ animals if we can hunt ‘em if they are close ta shore but mostly fish. Tried cooked stuff. Very good.

Hot pups are the things with the meat that are long an’ they are in bread an’ ya put ketchup an’ mustard on ‘em.

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jlalondes‌:

lemme cook them first at least n then ill send em over ok? :B

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jlalondes‌:

eridan is a good friend n im gonna send him all th hot pups he wants

#if u havent followed him u should bcause hes cute af

Thank ya...

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retconkind replied to your post: retconkind replied to your post: ...

your guess is as good as mine, dude!

Makes no sense. Humans an’ lot a ya have so many good foods an’ people just refuse ta eat it. That is fine. I will eat it.

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retconkind replied to your post: What the fuck is a vegan.

somebody who doesnt eat any meat or any animal products like AT ALL and then brags about it until everyone hates them.

But.... meat good.

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jlalondes‌:

vegetable nonsense

#a vegan is like some1 who wont eat anythin that comes from smth that has a brain i think 

But... Food good.

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consumereabussos‌:

Such is the nature of language. It’s a bit boggling, at times, wwatching it evvolvve.

Sometimes a peaceful life is a good one. Currently I’m in the midst of preparing dinner.

Never had ta worry much a confusin’ things with language. Straight forward here sometimes. ‘Cept with cerulean. Don’t know what they’re thinkin’ any time.

Preparin’ dinner. What are ya cookin’. We don’t cook here. Eat fish all a the time. Do ya like hot pups.

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What the fuck is a vegan.

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consumereabussos‌:

Merely a turn of phrase. Howw are things in your life, I mean.

Oh. A phrase. A lot a ya say weird things. Life is ok. Borin’. Noticed not a lot a stuff happens like how things happen with a lot a ya. How about ya.

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consumereabussos‌:

Possibly, but I doubt it. I’m one of a kind, mon ami, or at least I like to think I am.

Howw are things in your neck of the wwoods?

Everyone different but still same ta extent. 

Neck a.. the woods. I don’t live in woods....

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consumereabussos started following you

Ampora, but don’t recognize name. Alt? Hello.

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retconkind‌:

it’s happening, buddy.

I changed my mind.

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retconkind‌:

slide whistle supercell.

I would prefer not ta.

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retconkind‌:

maybe i’ll bring you a cool storm, sometime! :)

and i’ll bring slide whistles! >:)

Nuh.... Don’t want whistles.