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NiGHTS' distant relative
"Nightmare! Stop buying booze for my kids!"
annual reminder not to feed the ghosts! yes I know it seems like a cute tradition, but these are wild spirits with specialized diets, and humans unintentionally cause serious havoc by interfering with their ectosystem
sorry i should have clarified, don't feed the feral ghosts. if you are hosting domesticated or ancestral spirits and have done your research on how to honor them properly, that is fine obviously. but please do not invite wandering ghosts onto your doorstep with offerings, that will lead to infestations!!!
you can feed me, i'm not gonna bite or live in your home forever because it certainly doesn't bind me to your house like a feral cat š„ŗšš promise
TUMBLR DO NOT WOOBIFY THE GHOSTS
New set of stickers is now available on my Redbubble š“
HEY???? Where the hell do you think youāre going??
Knew I had to draw this the second I saw the entry about Ingo in the museum because what do you mean he just went adios and dipped just like that?? Literally appeared and disappeared under mysterious circumstances
This pitbull got the neighbors' dog pregnant.
When she gave birth, her owners brought the puppies over to show him, and he denied ownership.
You ARE the FATHER!
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Hiiro: You tracked down most major members of Shiki, catalogued their powers and likenesses, monitored their movements, tracked them down to their primary base of operations, and then infiltrated that base without being killed at the perimeter??? Taura Twisters: What? Like it's hard?
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
world heritage post
[ID: The original Connecticut Clark and Malfina saga. Clark is a simply drawn, oddly shaped humanoid with a snout and no expression. Malfina is a very tall woman with a witchās hat, large horns, long dark hair, a prominent chest, and purple eyes. She is drawn in more detail than Clark.
Part one begins with two sock puppet people. One holds up a paper with a drawing of Clark and says: āThis is my OC, his name is Clark.ā The other one smiles and says: āWonderful, what sort of OP powers does he have?ā The creator of Clark says: āNone.ā
Their friend says: āOk thats cool..ls he attractive at all?ā Clarkās creator says: āNo heās quite below average honestly.ā Their friendās face falls and they ask: āOk well what about an over dramatic back story?ā Clarkās creator says: ānot really, his parents love him very much.ā The friend frowns: āOk well where is he from? Hell? A magic forest?ā Clarkās creator says: āconnecticut.ā
Part two starts with Malfinaās entrance. She booms: āMORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10.ā Clark says: āHowdy iām Clark want to come over to my parentsā house for a connecticut dinnerā. (Note: āConnecticutā is spelled wrong). Malfina stares, then squints and asks: āwhat.ā
Part three starts with Clark saying: āWelcome to my parentsā home.ā The view changes to show Clarkās parents. They look just like him, but one wears a red bow and one wears a top hat. They say: āWe are proud parents, please drink the connecticut water.ā Clarkās mother holds out a glass of bright yellow-green liquid. Malfina looks down with horror at the glass, then looks up with a frown and says: āI do not want the connecticut water.ā
Part four starts with Clarkās mother saying:Ā āYou look like a cold harlot out in a snowstorm, here is a sweater.ā She holds out a pink sweater that says āconnecticut kittyā with some kind of animal on it. Malfina puts her hands to her mouth in delight and says: āoh.ā Clarkās mother says: āI baked it fresh for you this morning.ā The view zooms in on Malfinaās face, her eyes wide and shadowed as she says: āwhat.ā
Part five starts with a woman of similar form to Clark. Her head is elongated, and she is wearing a green bow. She says: āHey clark whoās this hussy youāre with? I just won "miss tall head connecticutā. Why donāt you get with me a REAL woman.ā Malfina looks unimpressed as she says: "I could vaporize you.ā Clark interjects: āNow you hold on right there Cindy, this gals got a heart of gold and you canāt talk down to her like that.ā Malfinaās expression does not change, but she is blushing very faintly.
The last part starts with Clark offering out a ring and asking: āwill you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?ā Malfina stares for a second. Then, without her expression changing, she says: āok.ā The last panel shows Clark and Malfina at their wedding. Clark is wearing a top hat, and Malfina has her hair up and is wearing a white wedding dress with black gloves and a black choker with Clarkās face on it. She is smiling and holding a bouquet of white flowers. She is comically taller than Clark, who only comes up to her thighs. End ID]
HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
IT'S AI-GENERATED ART HANK! HAANK! THE FLOWER LINEWORK IS NONSENSICAL AND THE ROOM CORNERS DON'T MEET. IT'S AI! HANK!
Rook the kinda guy to wake up 3am, notice your bonnet is slipping and fix it
Indian advertisement featuring a same sex couple by ANOUK (a contemporary ethnic clothing brand) titled Bold Is Beautiful. This is one of the first few pro-lgbt ads in the country.Ā
Protect these actresses. Protect this brand. They are going to get so much backlash we have to protect them.
[here is the link]Ā this means so much to me wow okay my heart is in shock. lgbtqia matters are basically never seriously talked about in indian media, so this is huge
I canāt remember if I reblogged this already, but no harm in reblogging it again!
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THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY G O D
This is beautiful š
@univcrse yeh tv par aya ya youtube par?!?!?
tv par ek baar bhi nahi
reblog this version of post instead, thanks
more from the author:
if you wanna read the bootleg translation link
link to buy raws
reblog this version of post instead, thanks
more from the author:
if you wanna read the bootleg translation link
link to buy raws
it is twink saturday
Mothers, remember to fuck a local twink this Saturday.
hello, I am very sorry but I edited the original post while you were reblogging this
your comment makes perfect sense and is valid if this were still what the post still looked like, but I wanted to let you know that as is, your reblog looks batshit insane, I am so sorry, I did not foresee that this could happen, I am sorry
Murderbot: Iāll make you pay for endangering my humans
ART: Iām a giant space ship you cannot hurt me in a way that matters
Murderbot: *locks itself in the bathroom and refuses to talk*
ART: *on the verge of tears* I donāt care even a little bit
MC: *has been kidnapped and brought to Royal Sword Academy*
Principal Ambrose: *enters the room* Oh! You've regained consciousness!
Principal Ambrose: Are you hurt anywhere?
MC: ...
MC: What the fuā Principal Ambrose?!
Principal Ambrose: *chuckles* Hello. I'm glad you still know me.
MC: *looks puzzled*
Principal Ambrose: I've prepared your uniform and your own place to stay within the campus.
Principal Ambrose: Oh! I almost forgot! Che'nya had informed you haven't eaten yet. I'll ask Neige to bring you something. If you would be so kind to tell me what your favorite food is, we would bring that to you instead.
MC: ...
Riddle: Headmage! What have you done?!
Vil: Because of you, they've kidnapped the Prefect!
Crowley: I wasn't expecting Headmage Ambrose would actually do it... But he promised that they would welcome the Prefect with open armsā
Malleus: Are you saying you're not going to do anything to bring them back?
Crowley: O-Of course not, Draconia-kun! I'm one responsible, kind, and considerate headmage. And MC has been an excellent student of Night Raven College.
Malleus: *still glaring murderously at him*
Crowley: ...
Crowley: I'll speak with Ambrose again.
Principal Ambrose: I'm sorry. But that won't do. *chuckles*
Principal Ambrose: They've already adapted themselves to this school.
MC: *yelling at the RSA students to fuck off*
RSA students: *wants to dress them up for a tea party*
Principal Ambrose: And we have an agreement, Crowley.
Crowley: Yes...
Principal Ambrose: Anyway, I'll talk to you soon. *laughs* *then hangs up*
Crowley: ...
The housewardens: *surrounding him*
Crowley: ...
Crowley: *smiles awkwardly* You could still write them a letter?