[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[pixiedurt-blog]

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[lilacmocha]

Iceland is gray Denmark & Norway are blue

[lovelysuggestions]

you are enough. there is nothing you could tell me that would ever change my mind. you cant keep burdening yourself with unrealistic expectations, it’s too harsh. you dont have to be perfect to be loveable, stop telling yourself otherwise. you are enough. you are more than enough.

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[knights-of-ben-solo]

FOUND IT AGAIN never not reblog

[marriednaughtdead]

For Carrie and ….. cuz Star Wars!

[withyeri]

yeri x 2018 season’s greetings

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[lunamkardas]

She is both of those and terrifying.

[hfjkdkdjskahfj]

people who say aph norway is emotionless must go

[cyberfile-deactivated20140509]

[feifeixiv]

I am SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE FINALLY REALIZING THIS.

[aphnordicslover-deactivated2018]

He’s just shy… but he laughing is beautiful

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[sitcomlesbian]

[Transcript:

Alex: Here is the Final Jeopardy answer. “This city was incorporated into the Roman Empire in 30 B.C. after the suicide of Cleopatra.” Good luck.

*Jeopardy theme plays*

Fran (loudly): Oop, dropped my earring, dropped my earring. Whoa, Nellie… Found it! Found it, found the earring.

Contestant: What’s going on?

Fran: I–I found the earring.

*Theme song ends*

Alex: Alright contestants, time’s up. Henrietta? What did you write down as your question? “What is Macedonia?” I’m sorry, that’s wrong. What was your wager? $4200, you risked it all. And that takes you all the way down to zero.

Fran: Enjoy the home game, honey. *laughs*

Alex: Well now let’s go to Stewart. His response was: “What is Cairo?” And unfortunately, he too is wrong.

*Fran snorts*

Alex: Your wager please, Stewart, was… $4199. That takes you down to $101.

Fran: Still like his tie, Stewie?

Alex: Fran?

Fran: Well, my mother and I were on our way to Israel, on El Al, and who was sitting next to us but Diana Kind (aka Barbra Streisand’s mother)? In COACH! They got a lot of unresolved issues, those two. On her way to see the pyramids in Giza.

Alex: So your response is Giza?

Fran: No, Mr. In-A-Hurry. But, talking about Streisand and Egypt reminded me of Omar Sharif, who, according to my funny girl trivia book, was not the first actor cast in the role of Nicky Arnstein, but was born in–

Alex: MISS FINE!!!

Fran (excitedly): What is Alexandria!

Alex (stunned): That’s right. That brings your score to $200, Fran Fine is the new Jeopardy champion!]

[tokkeki]

ʚmikiɞ

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[im-just-a-reaction]

Amazing

[saint-ambrosef]

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

[praytothebeat]

😭😭😭

[femaleidols]

[feministism]

[babymorocco-deactivated20190411]

The Millionaires released loads of garageband music and it never was made into an album, just EPs that are floating around the internet. So i thought I would collect them and create them into an album.

It says on their wiki page “At the time of their Myspace debut, they were considering releasing an EP with the title of La La Love or Girls with Guns with their GarageBand songs.”

So I called it Girls With Guns.

[behonkiss-deactivated20191001]

When personal squabbles take priority over saving the world

[animusrox]

[mavaaline]

gotta catch the meme bandwagon fast