happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king
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happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king
i love ilya rozanov i need to Consume him
Canada geese in spring
N.C. Wyeth
If I was luxord and I found out I wasn't being sent to castle oblivion I'd have been pissed. Oh no it's ok, send the others to the card-themed hellhole. I didn't even want to go. I'm sure fucking marluxia has it handled
phew! Birduary set 1 finished. All the blackbirds and corvids of virginia!
i literally dont care if women are evil
Georg Konrad Rothbart (1817-1896), Schloss Callenberg: spiral staircase leading to the drawing-room, 1843, watercolor.
what the fuck was that
day 75 of #noticing
Ilya reminiscing about the time he snorted cocaine off of a naked mime and now he’s 35 and stood in the kitchen making his own trail mix for a hike where Shane wants to go birdwatching
Happy Birthday to Russia’s greatest fuckmachine <3
it is so important to me that ilya remains playful through it all..... my boy
the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over
fun fact the nhl didn’t start testing players for cocaine in drug screenings until 2015 👀
ILYA CAN HAVE A LITTLE COKE IN THE ON SEASON. AS A TREAT.
Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.
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Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.
happy birthday to my bisexual drama queen, biggest fake idgafer, sensitive caring boy, irina rozanova’s pride and joy, funniest comedian in the league, hockey’s rat king and supreme chirper ilya rozanov. i love you my captain.
ilya rozanov staring at shane hollander (shane's version)