pizza

yum

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Unpopular opinion: pineapple on pizza is good. Fight me

[pizza-offical]

Ever heard of the Sacred Twinkity?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Uh no?

[pizza-offical]

Heh...

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Unpopular opinion: pineapple on pizza is good. Fight me

[pizza-offical]

Ever heard of the Sacred Twinkity?

[star-cat-offical]

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“ Meow. ”

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Name : Astra

Age : 3 weeks old

Status : A star

Pronouns : She/her

Gender : Female

Owner : @a-fae-artist-offical

Allies : @aira-offical

Enemies : N/A

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@the-void-offical @nobody-official @no-one-offical @new-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @someone-official @somebody-offical @pizza-offical @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @angelic-offical @supervillain-offical @who-offical @amnesia-offical @hayandra-offical @the-solar-eeveelution-guardians

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[pizza-offical]

Nice to meet you!!

[star-cat-offical]

“ Mreow. ”

[pizza-offical]

:3

[star-cat-offical]

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“ Meow. ”

.

.

.

Name : Astra

Age : 3 weeks old

Status : A star

Pronouns : She/her

Gender : Female

Owner : @a-fae-artist-offical

Allies : @aira-offical

Enemies : N/A

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@the-void-offical @nobody-official @no-one-offical @new-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @someone-official @somebody-offical @pizza-offical @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @angelic-offical @supervillain-offical @who-offical @amnesia-offical @hayandra-offical @the-solar-eeveelution-guardians

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[pizza-offical]

Nice to meet you!!

[tamashi-offical]

✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽

"The name is Yarrow Woods, a fae; my pronouns are they/them and I am a berrisexual, I am 17 years old, I make art for a living and sale my artwork!"

✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽

@the-void-offical @nobody-official @no-one-offical @new-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @someone-official @somebody-offical @pizza-offical @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @angelic-offical @supervillain-offical @who-offical

✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽:ﾟ･⋆｡✰⋆｡:ﾟ･*☽

[pizza-offical]

Nice to meet you!!!!

[emotionless-offical]

☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩

Greetings to you all, my name is Ace Quentin; he/they pronouns and bisexual aroromantic, I am 28 years old and a human(???) of course.

I am emotionless, I been emotionless since I was created and birthed into this world. My family and anyone around always hated me for being emotionless, they said I was demon in disguise of a human; when I got older, I ran away from that life and started a new.

I have a pet black snake that is named Moon, I love him with my whole life and soul itself.

I am quite tired all of the time from my night terrors that I have do on a daily basis, it is normal by now for me to have my nightmares.

My friends :

None so far.

My enemies :

No one.

My neutrals :

None.

My (newfound) family :

No one as of yet.

☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩

@the-void-offical @new-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @someone-official @everything-offical @everyone-offical @pizza-offical @no-one-offical @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @microwave-offical @angelic-offical @an-angel-offical @nobody-official @coffee-offical @who-official @who-offical @burning-britain-official @somebody-offical @one-offical @tea-offical @evil-offical @supervillain-offical

☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩☆✩

[pizza-offical]

Hey, it's so nice to meet you!!

[nameless-offical]

?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

I have a name, not my real name but one I can go by until I know my real name; it is Artemis..

If I had pronouns; they would be it/?? I suppose so, sexuality? I am quite not sure of..

I do not have a full on soul; only a fragment of one, the rest of it are way long gone to be put back in one..

I don't know much of myself nor why I exist in the first place but I am here nonetheless, I suppose..

I have two forms, my main one and my second one that is my calm; I can kinda switch between the two..

You wish to speak to me, you are invited to..

?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

My first form..:

My second form..:

?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

Tags? I suppose..:

@no-one-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @the-void-offical @who-offical @sleepgod-offical @four-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @someone-official @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @evil-bread-offical @evil-offical @hell-offical @mold-offical @1-official-anti-homophobes-blog @mlm-official @coffee-offical @wlw-official @man-offical @tea-offical @three-offical @one-offical @two-official @two-offical @who-official @five-offical @burning-britain-official @pizza-offical @nobody-official

?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[pizza-offical]

Hi!! Nice to meet you!!!

[known-offical]

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The name is Gnostos; The Known Official you could say of my title in this universe. My pronouns are it/any and I am a lesson as you would call it.

I have a sibling but I cannot for the life of me remembering who or what they are, I just know I do. Something or someone is forcing my mind to block out my sibling name and identify...

I have a lover; Isychía, the quiet god; I quite love her very much. She will speak on here.

Pleasure to meet you then.

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I suppose the tags :

@no-one-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @the-void-offical @who-offical @sleepgod-offical @four-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @someone-official @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @evil-bread-offical @evil-offical @hell-offical @mold-offical @mlm-official @coffee-offical @wlw-official @man-offical @tea-offical @one-offical @two-official @two-offical @who-official @five-offical @new-offical @burning-britain-official @supervillain-offical @pizza-offical @nonbinary-official-blog @nonbinary-official

!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

[pizza-offical]

It's so nice to meet you!!!

[known-offical]

Quite a pleasure as well!

[pizza-offical]

:))

[known-offical]

!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

The name is Gnostos; The Known Official you could say of my title in this universe. My pronouns are it/any and I am a lesson as you would call it.

I have a sibling but I cannot for the life of me remembering who or what they are, I just know I do. Something or someone is forcing my mind to block out my sibling name and identify...

I have a lover; Isychía, the quiet god; I quite love her very much. She will speak on here.

Pleasure to meet you then.

!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

I suppose the tags :

@no-one-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @the-void-offical @who-offical @sleepgod-offical @four-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @someone-official @open-door-offical @closed-door-offical @evil-bread-offical @evil-offical @hell-offical @mold-offical @mlm-official @coffee-offical @wlw-official @man-offical @tea-offical @one-offical @two-official @two-offical @who-official @five-offical @new-offical @burning-britain-official @supervillain-offical @pizza-offical @nonbinary-official-blog @nonbinary-official

!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

[pizza-offical]

It's so nice to meet you!!!

[sunshine-snake]

tag game :)

do this quiz and attach your results

Open tags! (who I'm tagging below cut)

@wiltingtu1ips @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @starryfoxglove @bat--hugs @merthaevelynk @axithebucket @fledgeheart @dawn-but-different @vivaciousmessypixie @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy + anyone else :J

no pressure ofc <3 /p

[yourlocalavian]

Yes I do actually frolic :'D

how'd they know-

@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @wynnbellamy @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @chronophobiaclown @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 +Open tags (I'm so bad at remembering usernames helpppp-)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Not gorgeous hair but okayyyy :D

Tags: @historicallyroomates @axeedoll @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto

[gaster-wd]

🕈︎⚐︎☼︎👎︎💧︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ☟︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎✡︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎💧︎ 👌︎☜︎☞︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎📬︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @feminism-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @astracaedes @frisk-offical

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

Yayyyyyy! ^^

@thepearlinsidetheclamanda @greenoffical @avhira I really want to know yours!

[thepearlinsidetheclamanda]

I got witch, I'm gonna take it as green now

[yellow-offical]

this inspired me, so I did one as yellow!!!

@evil-dude-official

[evil-dude-official]

I did one as mod and Mike

Mod

Mike

@supervillain-offical @villain-offical @greenoffical @someone-official @obsesseddemonlord-offical

[supervillain-offical]

Ooc: thanks so much for the tag!

Savi is repressed whimsy lol

I am star whimsy ^^✨

@supervillains-assistant-offical @superhero-offical @creative-name-offical @cia-offical @hell-offical @villain-offical @tophat-offical @landp-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @pizza-offical @library-offical @an-angel-offical

[pizza-offical]

pizza is sun whimsy :)

I am elven whimsy ✨✨✨

thanks for the tag :3

open tags :>

[pizza-offical]

*walking down the hallway, looking blankly at the wall, accidentally bumps into Pizza*

Oh-I’m sorry-

*eyes grow wide, recognizing them, and he takes several startled steps back*

Oh. You.

- @backstory-character-offical

*inhales, taking a step back when they realize who it is* What are you doing here??

[backstory-character-offical]

*quickly*

I'm not...with him anymore.

[pizza-offical]

*still cautious*

Well... at least there's that. *tensely*

[backstory-character-offical]

*hurriedly*

Pizza, I am so, so sorry for torturing you, I-

He forced me-

I still shouldn’t have-

I never should’ve-

I’m so sorry.

[pizza-offical]

I... *sighs* Yeah it's... whatever. At least you're not doing it anymore, so that's good I guess.

[backstory-character-offical]

*quietly*

It’s not whatever. I hurt you.

[pizza-offical]

There isn't much we can do about it, though...

[backstory-character-offical]

*takes a breath*

Is…there anything I can do to make up for it? I’ll never live that down…

[pizza-offical]

*thinks for a moment*

I don't think so, but I'll let you know if I think of anything, I guess... At least you're away from the Agent and won't do anything like that again.

[alchemist-offical]

hey, I don't think I've met you before! I'm @pizza-offical!

*blinks*

Oh, hello there! Are you a talking pizza? How strange. This place is strange. I saw a talking pineapple earlier and tried to dissect it to learn how it could talk because pineapples don’t have the internal organs to support speech—and neither do pizzas—but it got away from me before I could. Do you have internal organs? Vocal cords? A mouth? How do you talk?

[pizza-offical]

I- um... I don't think I have any of those? I don't really know how I talk, I just do. I mean, I'm a pizza god, so through magic I guess? I can shift to a human form, too, if I feel like it.

[alchemist-offical]

Oh, you’re a god? Fascinating! What’s that entail?

[pizza-offical]

I haven't experimented much, but so far I know I'm a hive mind with all the pizzas in the world, I can shift to a human form, I can teleport, and I have telekinesis. I don't have many reasons to use my powers, though, so I haven't done much with them.

[alchemist-offical]

Ohh, how interesting, how interesting! Wait, wait—so if you have a pizza hivemind, does that make all pizzas in the world conscious? Do pizzas have thoughts? What do they think? Do different pizza brands sound different? Do different styles of pizza sound different? Do Italian pizzas think in Italian and American pizzas think in English?

[pizza-offical]

Uh... yes, yes, they think a lot about pizza and what's happening in their lives and whether or not they're going to get eaten soon, yes, yes, yes. Pizzas are a very diverse species!!

[alchemist-offical]

Do pizzas feel pain when they’re being eaten? Do un-kosher and un-halal pizzas know they’re not kosher and halal? Do pizzas even have a sense of human dietary restrictions? Do vegan pizzas know they’re vegan? How do pizzas think? Do they have brains? If so, where are the brains?

[pizza-offical]

Uhhh... no, they understand that's their purpose, no, pizzas don't know much about other religions, not really they believe that all pizzas are meant to be eaten, yes in the same way that a pepperoni pizza knows that it's a pepperoni pizza, I'm not sure, I guess??? That's a really good question...

[alchemist-offical]

“Other religions?” By that you’re implying pizzas have a religion and it’s not Judaism or Islam—so what’s the pizza hivemind religion? How does it function? Are you the god the pizzas pray to? Can pizzas pray? Are they sentient enough to know they’re in a religion? Are pizzas able to leave this religion? What happens if they try?

[pizza-offical]

The pizza religion is Doughism, specifically Pizzaism (like the different types of Christianity). It isn't very involved, but Pizzans look to me for encouragement and they follow the guidelines of being Pizzaist. Yes, yes, and yes. Technically they can, but other pizzas might not consider them a true pizza anymore, and they become more disconnected from the hivemind. I don't mind it too much when pizzas leave, as there's always more being created, but pizzas can be very stubborn.

[alchemist-offical]

Huh, so they basically become socially isolated if they leave your religion they’ve created for you? Or you’ve created for them? That kinda sounds like a cult. Wait, wait, and Doughism-? Does that mean other pastries are alive and sentient and have religion-probably-maybe-cult-hiveminds as well? Or is it just certain pastries? Or is it not pastries at all and just certain types of food with bread? Or is it all food? Is all food sentient and has a religion? God, that’s weird to think about.

[pizza-offical]

Yeah, pretty much. They created it for me, and it started out better but it's gotten worse as time's gone on. And yeah, as far as I know, all food has some kind of sentience, but I don't know much about how other foods work. Doughism is for all of the foods made of dough. Some non-dough foods have a different religion, others have none. It depends when and where they were created, what's happened to them, etc. Yeah, I would imagine that it's strange for someone who eats food to think about.

[pizza-offical]

*walking down the hallway, looking blankly at the wall, accidentally bumps into Pizza*

Oh-I’m sorry-

*eyes grow wide, recognizing them, and he takes several startled steps back*

Oh. You.

- @backstory-character-offical

*inhales, taking a step back when they realize who it is* What are you doing here??

[backstory-character-offical]

*quickly*

I'm not...with him anymore.

[pizza-offical]

*still cautious*

Well... at least there's that. *tensely*

[backstory-character-offical]

*hurriedly*

Pizza, I am so, so sorry for torturing you, I-

He forced me-

I still shouldn’t have-

I never should’ve-

I’m so sorry.

[pizza-offical]

I... *sighs* Yeah it's... whatever. At least you're not doing it anymore, so that's good I guess.

[backstory-character-offical]

*quietly*

It’s not whatever. I hurt you.

[pizza-offical]

There isn't much we can do about it, though...

[alchemist-offical]

hey, I don't think I've met you before! I'm @pizza-offical!

*blinks*

Oh, hello there! Are you a talking pizza? How strange. This place is strange. I saw a talking pineapple earlier and tried to dissect it to learn how it could talk because pineapples don’t have the internal organs to support speech—and neither do pizzas—but it got away from me before I could. Do you have internal organs? Vocal cords? A mouth? How do you talk?

[pizza-offical]

I- um... I don't think I have any of those? I don't really know how I talk, I just do. I mean, I'm a pizza god, so through magic I guess? I can shift to a human form, too, if I feel like it.

[alchemist-offical]

Oh, you’re a god? Fascinating! What’s that entail?

[pizza-offical]

I haven't experimented much, but so far I know I'm a hive mind with all the pizzas in the world, I can shift to a human form, I can teleport, and I have telekinesis. I don't have many reasons to use my powers, though, so I haven't done much with them.

[alchemist-offical]

Ohh, how interesting, how interesting! Wait, wait—so if you have a pizza hivemind, does that make all pizzas in the world conscious? Do pizzas have thoughts? What do they think? Do different pizza brands sound different? Do different styles of pizza sound different? Do Italian pizzas think in Italian and American pizzas think in English?

[pizza-offical]

Uh... yes, yes, they think a lot about pizza and what's happening in their lives and whether or not they're going to get eaten soon, yes, yes, yes. Pizzas are a very diverse species!!

[alchemist-offical]

Do pizzas feel pain when they’re being eaten? Do un-kosher and un-halal pizzas know they’re not kosher and halal? Do pizzas even have a sense of human dietary restrictions? Do vegan pizzas know they’re vegan? How do pizzas think? Do they have brains? If so, where are the brains?

[pizza-offical]

Uhhh... no, they understand that's their purpose, no, pizzas don't know much about other religions, not really they believe that all pizzas are meant to be eaten, yes in the same way that a pepperoni pizza knows that it's a pepperoni pizza, I'm not sure, I guess??? That's a really good question...

[alchemist-offical]

“Other religions?” By that you’re implying pizzas have a religion and it’s not Judaism or Islam—so what’s the pizza hivemind religion? How does it function? Are you the god the pizzas pray to? Can pizzas pray? Are they sentient enough to know they’re in a religion? Are pizzas able to leave this religion? What happens if they try?

[pizza-offical]

The pizza religion is Doughism, specifically Pizzaism (like the different types of Christianity). It isn't very involved, but Pizzans look to me for encouragement and they follow the guidelines of being Pizzaist. Yes, yes, and yes. Technically they can, but other pizzas might not consider them a true pizza anymore, and they become more disconnected from the hivemind. I don't mind it too much when pizzas leave, as there's always more being created, but pizzas can be very stubborn.

[pizza-offical]

*walking down the hallway, looking blankly at the wall, accidentally bumps into Pizza*

Oh-I’m sorry-

*eyes grow wide, recognizing them, and he takes several startled steps back*

Oh. You.

- @backstory-character-offical

*inhales, taking a step back when they realize who it is* What are you doing here??

[backstory-character-offical]

*quickly*

I'm not...with him anymore.

[pizza-offical]

*still cautious*

Well... at least there's that. *tensely*

[backstory-character-offical]

*hurriedly*

Pizza, I am so, so sorry for torturing you, I-

He forced me-

I still shouldn’t have-

I never should’ve-

I’m so sorry.

[pizza-offical]

I... *sighs* Yeah it's... whatever. At least you're not doing it anymore, so that's good I guess.

[pizza-offical]

*walking down the hallway, looking blankly at the wall, accidentally bumps into Pizza*

Oh-I’m sorry-

*eyes grow wide, recognizing them, and he takes several startled steps back*

Oh. You.

- @backstory-character-offical

*inhales, taking a step back when they realize who it is* What are you doing here??

[backstory-character-offical]

*quickly*

I'm not...with him anymore.

[pizza-offical]

*still cautious*

Well... at least there's that. *tensely*

[alchemist-offical]

hey, I don't think I've met you before! I'm @pizza-offical!

*blinks*

Oh, hello there! Are you a talking pizza? How strange. This place is strange. I saw a talking pineapple earlier and tried to dissect it to learn how it could talk because pineapples don’t have the internal organs to support speech—and neither do pizzas—but it got away from me before I could. Do you have internal organs? Vocal cords? A mouth? How do you talk?

[pizza-offical]

I- um... I don't think I have any of those? I don't really know how I talk, I just do. I mean, I'm a pizza god, so through magic I guess? I can shift to a human form, too, if I feel like it.

[alchemist-offical]

Oh, you’re a god? Fascinating! What’s that entail?

[pizza-offical]

I haven't experimented much, but so far I know I'm a hive mind with all the pizzas in the world, I can shift to a human form, I can teleport, and I have telekinesis. I don't have many reasons to use my powers, though, so I haven't done much with them.

[alchemist-offical]

Ohh, how interesting, how interesting! Wait, wait—so if you have a pizza hivemind, does that make all pizzas in the world conscious? Do pizzas have thoughts? What do they think? Do different pizza brands sound different? Do different styles of pizza sound different? Do Italian pizzas think in Italian and American pizzas think in English?

[pizza-offical]

Uh... yes, yes, they think a lot about pizza and what's happening in their lives and whether or not they're going to get eaten soon, yes, yes, yes. Pizzas are a very diverse species!!

[alchemist-offical]

Do pizzas feel pain when they’re being eaten? Do un-kosher and un-halal pizzas know they’re not kosher and halal? Do pizzas even have a sense of human dietary restrictions? Do vegan pizzas know they’re vegan? How do pizzas think? Do they have brains? If so, where are the brains?

[pizza-offical]

Uhhh... no, they understand that's their purpose, no, pizzas don't know much about other religions, not really they believe that all pizzas are meant to be eaten, yes in the same way that a pepperoni pizza knows that it's a pepperoni pizza, I'm not sure, I guess??? That's a really good question...